The Best Hannah Montana Story Ever!!!

I don't own any of these people(or would I ever want to)

Once upon a time there was this stupid person who created the Disney channel. On this stupid channel there was this girl named Hannah Montana. She had this extremely annoying voice and was scary looking. One day I accidentally pushed her off a cliff, along with the cast of high school musical and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End

(I know…that was the most amazing story ever.)