Disclaimer: I don't own Bam Margera, Ville Valo, Jussi Vuori, or any one from the CKY crew. I own Leanne, Liz owns herself, and Joe owns himself… well he owns whatever part of him Liz doesn't already own lol.

Oh, just so you know, this is co-written with my friend Liz.

Author's Note: I don't normally start stories out with infos, but just for shits and giggles…

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Info:

Name: Elizabeth Rullin:

Eyes: brown

Body: heroin addict skinny

Hair: waist length, black, with purple streaks.

Piercings: eyebrow, six in each ear, and belly button.

Tattoos: a bat-skull (A7X) on the inside of her left wrist, a heart with the word suicide underneath it on the inside of her right wrist, a heartagram on her hip

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Name: Leanne Mischa

Eyes: brown

Body: average (not too fat, not too skinny. Just right)

Hair: curly, light brunette with blonde highlights. Goes down to shoulder blades.

Piercings: five in each ear, nose, snake bites on bottom lip, eye brow.

Tattoos: a heart inside right wrist with DILLIGAF above it. (Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck) three stars next to left eye, her initials (LNM) under right ear lobe, bat-skull on lower back, an Ankh on left wrist, heartagram on shoulder blade.

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Name: Joe Marris:

Eyes: green/blue

Hair: black mohawk

Piercings: two in left ear

Tattoos: bat-skull on back, and MCR on inside of arm.

Other Characters:

Bam Margera

Ville Valo

Jussi Vuori

The rest of the 69 eyes (I know their first names but none of their last names, except for Jyrki, but I'm not even gonna try to spell it) Jyrki, Bazie, Archzie, and Timo-Timo (I love his name!)

Brandon Dicamillo

Brandon Novak

Jess Margera

Deron Miller

Chad I. Ginsburg

Samantha Sidney

Criss Angel

And probably lots more..,

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Chapter 1:

"AHH! Joey you dick!" Lizzy screamed as a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream hit her cheek. Picking up the bottle of chocolate syrup, she started chasing Joe around the room, she tackled him to the floor and Joe began tickling her. "Joey stop!" she squealed, laughing.

"What the hell is going on down here?" Lizzy looked up, embarrassed, and Joe was trying to wipe off some of the chocolate that smeared across his jaw. "Good morning, Bam." Lizzy said, trying to hold back laughter.

"Ya know, you could help me instead of just laughing." Joe said, looking up.

"Ok, fine." Liz sighed, yet smiled. She licked off the syrup.

"God guys! Get a room!" Leanne yelled as she came down the stairs with Jussi behind her.

"No! They can't do that! She's mine!" Bam yelled and stuck out his bottom lip in Liz's direction.

"Nuh uh! She's mine!" Joe yelled, standing up, the best he could covered in chocolate syrup, and stepped toward Bam.

"Guys stop! She's mine so fuck off!" Leanne stated, laughing. "Boys." She rolled her eyes.

"Oh great…" Jussi said with a sigh. "This is gonna be a long ass day."

"And it's gonna get even longer." Bam said with a grin.

"Uh oh." Liz said with a chuckle. "I don't like the sound of that."

Bam laughed. "Be afraid…. Be very afraid."

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The beginning pretty much sucks in my opinion, just cause there is like NOTHING real important in it, but it gets the story started, so it works.

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