'Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon. You come and goooo! You come and...' "SHUT THE HELL UP!" I yelled at my alarm clock as I whacked it with my hand. "OW!" I complained and listened to the alarm clock. 'Karma, Karma, Mooo, Squiggley, Ohh...' the now distorted alarm clock sung. I grinned to myself as I rolled over in bed. I closed you eyes again, attempting to drift back to sleep, but then I realised something.

Ohhh! Today is the day I have to go to Malfoy Manor! I thought as you groaned. You see, my parents were very loyal Deatheaters to the Big V, and they were always disappearing to do secret 'business' which usually ends in some sort of decapitation. This time, Voldie sent them to Paris, because apparently, Fleur Delacours' great uncle has been cryogenically frozen for the past few years, because he betrayed the old Voldster and now Voldie has sent your parents to bring him back to England. So they are sending my younger siblings, Bryan and Anna to stay with the Zabinis' and my older brother Dustin and I were to stay at Malfoy Manor until school starts.

I am a 15 year old Slytherin, and in my 5th year. Dustin is 17 and in his 7th and final year. Bryan is 13 and in his 3rd year, and Anna is only 11 and is starts school this year. She is scared shitless because she knows lots of ass holes are starting in her year that she knows. I tell her things like, "Just tell them to get those fat sticks released from their asses and try to enjoy your first year!" and "Anna, you have to remain optimistic, 'cos I mean, all the people you hate are gonna die eventually." But she is stubborn.

So there I was, thinking about that stupid, perverted, obnoxious git Draco Malfoy when Dustin came barging into my room. I heard him enter and I shut my eyes immediately because if he knew I was awake he would probably keep ranting on and on and on and on saying "If you were awake all this time, you should be ready and dressed and...bathed and I really don't know what your species does in the morning but we are going to be late!" Or something like that.

He came over to my bed and threw something at me. It was moving around on me. It was a LEECH! It was on my cheek and you felt it start to suck at it.

"AHHHH!" I screamed and jumped out of bed prancing around trying to get the leech off my face. I accidentally stood on the alarm clock that was on the ground and slipped and fell into my basket of laundry. Meanwhile, Dustin was doubling over in laughter.

"What!?" I screeched, annoyed with this whole incident.

"Not...only...did you...get up...because...of this...fake...leech..." He started between laughs.

"Whoa! Slow down there Bucky! What do you mean 'fake' leech? I thought this was real!" I said. I realised you were holding the leech in your hand and that on the bottom it said Property of Fred and George Weasley. Dustin was still chuckling but had calmed down enough to talk properly.

"Yeah," He said. "Those goons are good for a few things," he grinned wickedly. "Now hurry up and get ready!" He whined.

"Why do we have to go?" I asked him as I threw the leech at him.

"Oh, ok. Let's just go with Jon and Leah and say that we wanted to acknowledge their achievments and watch them slay another filthy French Muggle Born." He said. He did have a point. They wouldn't ever let us go with them. And the reason that Dustin calls them by their first names is because he believes that he is adopted even though we had a DNA sample done. He is just a right tool.

"Fine I will get ready." I replied reluctantly.

An hour later, I was all ready to go. Anna and Bryan had already left to go to the Zabinis'. Very polite of them(!) Not even saying goodbye to their sister. I thought as I walked over to the fireplace. I put my suitcases in first and squished myself in there as well. I had brought about 4 wheelie suitcases and 3 carry ones. I grabbed a handful of Floo Powder and shouted the words "MALFOY MANOR!" I dropped the Floo Powder and green flames burst all around me. I felt myself spinning extremely fast, and felt dizzy. Just when I thought I was about to lose consciousness, I landed in the Malfoys foyer. I stumbled and was about to fall to the ground when I felt myself being caught by to very muscular arms. I looked up to be staring into the icy blue eyes of...