Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do not own Naruto. I do not own Naruto.


Kill a C-ranked missing nin. Not to hard right? Unfortunately this guy was slippery and it was getting to be a pain having to find him. After searching all day for the third day in a row with no sleep thanks to Gai-sensei and Lee. 'Too energetic for my tastes. Even NEJI looks tired'

It was true. The Hyuga genius was starting to nod off. His eyes drooped shut and it seemed he had finally decided to get some sleep. 'I should catch some Zs too. It is Lee's lookout duty'

"Dear Tenten could you please pass me my holster?" Dear? Please? When did the Neji Hyuga ever use such words?

Muttering a "kai" before passing the shuriken holster too it owner which had been handed to her for safe keeping like on every mission she had ever been on with the Konoha-proclaimed genius. She always thought it was odd, but had never decided to question it. Ehh to bothersome...

It is not fun at all being woken up in the middle of the night when your dead tired. Tenten wanted to shoot, kill, resurrect, and mutilate whoever giggledand woke her up. And the culprit was... Neji. Why the hell is he holding on to a shuriken by it's points and trying to kill his hand? If only Neji were the jerk the had to kill.

When the thought of a crazy idiotic Neji holding a Shuriken the obviously wrong way and calling her dear caught up with her and then it actually happening she passed out. Of course you definitely never ever hear someone like him, someone with something dead shoved up their ass act so ... well like they lost whatever was shoved up wherever, and their brains. If only there were evidence, she could get rich quick and not go to wherever the loonies were locked up.


Waking up in a not-so familiar bed in a so-so familiar hospital in a familiar village with three very familiar faces, who, were each part of the reason she landed here was enough for her to scream like a banshee. "Is she crazy Gai-sensei?"

"I don't know Lee."


Everyday she is being watched. Usually its Hawkface (this is what Tenten calls that person) from the Anbu. Everyday she makes sure Neji gets sleep, because if he doesn't, well let's just say that Konoha is gonna need more Anbu.


Like it?

Its like really (3:55 Am) late/early when I finished this sooooo yeah.

Inspired by Hunny and Mori from Ouran High School host club. Since they act weird when their sleepy. Now I'm sleepy. Are you??