Disclaimer: If I owned Gakuen Alice, Narumi and Misaki would be getting it on RIGHT NOW. But I don't think that's happening anytime soon. 'Twould be nice, though.

A/N: Each drabble is a SEPARATE UNCONNECTED STORY. They are all AUs, set in different Gakuen Alices universes. None of them are linked to each other, ok? They are NOT set in the same timeline or world.

Anyway, I might do some more of these if I can think of some more ideas ... help please? Also, reviews are nice. :)

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1. (Knock Before You Enter)

It was a fine Thursday evening and Misaki was in Narumi's room again. Or more precisely, he was in Narumi's bed, but that was also normal. Actually, they also happened to be kissing, but really, it wasn't anything unexpected or anything. At least, that's what Misaki was thinking as Serina opened the door and quickly slammed it shut again. There was a second's stunned silence, in which Misaki detached himself and looked wildly around for a place to hide and also for an excuse as to why exactly him making out with Naru wasn't anything to be surprised about, then the door slammed back open.

"No it is NOT normal and it is so shocking that even I am stressing out about it what do you two even think you're doing and why didn't you at least tell me so I wouldn't have to walk in on you doing whatever you do together," she paused for breath then continued, "And Naru, you need to hand in your Middle School report sheets to the principal which is what I came in to tell you about well GOODNIGHT," the last word accompanied by another violent door slam.

Ok, on second thoughts, maybe it was quite weird.

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2. (Why Mind Readers Aren't Appreciated)

There is a forbidden greenhouses round the back of the Special Abilty Block which is home to refugee plants. They have escaped from the wrath of either Misaki-sensei or the school pupils and now hide in this place. However, they are visited occasionally by wandering students ...

"Hey, look, a talking plant!" Tsubasa called to his partner-in-crime, one Misaki Harada.

"Huh? I thought those were only allowed in the restricted greenhouses ... anyway, how do you know it IS a talking plant?" she asked, eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"Because it just talked, duh."

"I didn't hear anything."

"It did! Look, I can make it talk again, come on, talk you plant!"

"Still not talking, stupid."

"No, really, it did!"

"Oh, yeah?"

"Hello?" said the plant.

Misaki and Tsubasa both jumped back in surprise. "Uh ... hi!" said Tsubasa, nervously grinning.

"Why are you here and not where you're meant to be?" questioned Misaki, still suspicious.

"Misaki-sensei said I was a nuisance ... he said that he wouldn't water me any more so I had to go and find my own soil," replied the little plant, rather sadly.

Misaki (the girl, not the teacher) softened a little. "Aw."

"How come he kicked you out anyway?" said Tsubasa.

"He said I talked too much because I can hear what people think," said the plant, even more mournfully.

"Wow! Really? What did you say to him? Come on, Harada, you know you're interested," he added.

"Just because I sort of told that weird blond guy that Misaki-sensei was in love with him, then sort of admitted that I did when he shouted at me afterwards. Stupid blond guy, he told Misaki-sensei what I did ..." the plant trailed off into angry glarings at various places in the greenhouse.

Tsubasa and Misaki (the girl, not the teacher. Ok, I'll stop now.) were in deep psychological shock. Misaki recovered first - "You what? Misaki-sensei is what? You mean, Naru? And just, say that again!?"

The plant turned its angry glare onto her. "Honestly, if people didn't make all this fuss over it! I mean, he should be grateful to me, seeing as they're actually in a relationship now, all thanks to who? Me!"

There was a long dazed pause, then Misaki ventured, "They're in a what?"

"Thanks to yours truly! Seriously, that ungrateful bastard. Why do people have to get all stressy about this kind of thing anyway? I mean, you have a gigantic crush on that guy next to you, so what?"

Faced with an extremely angry Misaki, the plant quickly continued, "He likes you back, you know! No need to get all stressed out on me!"

Luckily (and that means, "with some quite amazing luck"), the plant managed to escape and is probably living in an abandoned supermarket nearby.

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3. (You Will Never Escape...)

Narumi and Misaki went on holiday to Barcelona to get away from everyone who ever knew them. ("Why Barcelona?" asked Misaki. "It has nice beaches to sunbathe on. And a very famous gay district and nightlife, as well as the nearby seaside resort of Sitges, which is a favourite for gay tourists. At least, that's what this travel guide says," said Narumi. Misaki glared at him.)

So they were at the beach, not doing much. ("This beach's called Bogatell," Naru told Misaki. He had obviously been reading the travel guide a bit too much.)

"Ok, I'm going to sunbathe. Have a nice day," Narumi said, and immediately began said activity.

Misaki sat there for a bit underneath a parasol, and then suddenly remembered something. "Hey! Did you put any suncream on?"

"... no?"

"You need to! What if you burn? Or get skin cancer? And die?" Filled with sudden panic, Misaki quickly brought out the suncream and started to spread it out very generously on Naru's chest, ignoring the stares from the nearby sunbathers.

"Hey, look at that. Is that Natsume?" said Narumi, quickly sitting up and making Misaki lose his balance and half fall into the sand.

"Oh my God," groaned Misaki. "What is HE doing here?"

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4. (See What Alcohol Does To You?)

It's far too late to be sensibly staying up, and besides, it's the Christmas Party, what better time to be irresponisble? Everyone in the room has had a few too many drinks, and God invented mistletoe to be used. Serina is even more floaty misty weird than she normally is, Noda is just about managing not to time warp off, and even Jinno is a bit more friendly. Narumi is too drunk to stop himself from hitting on everyone - luckily they all saw it coming and drank the anti-pheromone medicine beforehand - and Misaki is too drunk to say no. It's not just Narumi's pheromones that are affecting him right now, or even the wine. He lets Narumi kiss him under the mistletoe in the corridor, just a simple chaste one that no-one else sees anyway because they're all in the staffroom center, but it ends up with him pushing Naru to the wall so he can kiss him properly. Narumi tastes of alcohol and pheromones and sex all mixed together, and he's kissing him back just as hard which is good, right? This is incredibly stupid, he thinks, but they're probably both going to forget about it in the morning anyway so does that make it alright? Naru's hands are all over him, and his hands are all over Naru, and somehow they're stumbling into Naru's room which, he dazedly thinks, is just down the corridor. Naru manages to open the door, and Misaki turns around, catching a glance of Noda who appears to have just come out of the staffroom center and is holding the door open looking a little stunned.

The next morning Misaki wakes up and immediately wishes he hadn't because it feels like someone's just dropped an anvil on his head. In the next few seconds he realises that there's someone next to him, that that someone is Narumi, and what exactly did they do last night? Misaki's head is spinning, and he's guessing that he's probably naked. Oh, crap. And wait a minute, just to make it even worse, was that Noda in his memory, who saw them in the corridor?

Oh, fuck.

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5. (Bedrooms Are Private For A Reason)

Someone banged on the door. This wouldn't have been so annoying if it hadn't been so late at night - 3:26am, to be exact. BANG, BANG.

"Ok, fine, I'm coming! Wait one minute!" Narumi called, reluctantly getting up from bed.

"Hurry up!" called a faint voice from behind the door. Who was that, anyway? Had to be someone crazy, he thought, to want to get up at 3:26 and expect everyone else to as well.

Finally reaching the door, Narumi pulled it open and said, "Yes?" in as annoyed a tone as he could managed without sounding offensive.

"I was looking for Misaki-sensei ... " said a surprised Jinno.

"What? This isn't his room ... is it?" said Narumi, trailing off into thinking, "Oh no, help, why Jinno?"

"Well, according to the name plate right here which says in big letters "Misaki", it IS his room. What are you doing here at half past three in the morning? Sleeping with him?" asked Jinno, just a little confused.

"Er ... yes?" Narumi ventured, seeing no other way out except maybe to say "We swapped rooms for a night" but that would be stupid. Actually, on second thoughts, maybe it wouldn't be THAT stupid. Damn.

Jinno put his face in his hands and muttered, "Well wake him up and tell him that there's an intruder in Greenhouse B and I'm going to go back to sleep and hope that this was all a dream." Then he went off, still holding his head and pointedly not looking at Narumi.

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6. (Classrooms Are Public Places)

It's the kind of silly thing Narumi would do, making out in an empty classroom where anyone could just walk in, or at least spy from the corridor outside. But it's probably safe just for a few seconds, thinks Misaki. Of course, what is bound to happen as soon as you think something silly like that, is that someone will walk in. And so someone does. Narumi looks up, surprised (though he should have expected it, really), and sees Luca fleeing out of the room and down the corridor as fast as he can.

"Oh no," Narumi says. "Poor Luca. I don't think he'll ever want to come in here alone again."

"You make it sound like something else happened to him here," says Misaki, not without much suspicion.

"Uh, yeah. A few weeks ago I was crossdressing in here and he also walked in on that."

"Don't you cross-dress all over the school? Actually, no, wait, I don't even want to think about it. You are an idiot."

"Do you think he'll need counselling?" asks Narumi with concern.

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7. (Love Letters?)

Narumi now lives with Mikan in some unknown location in the countryside, trying to protect both of them (but especially Mikan) from whatever the school or the Z guys want to do to her. The problems show no sign of resolution at the present moment, so Narumi likes to keep in contact with various people at the Academy so that he's updated with what's going on.

"Narumi just sent me a letter - did you get one as well?" asks Serina, making Misaki jump and hide the piece of pink paper that he's holding.

"Can't you see it in your crystal ball?" says Misaki curiously, hoping the answer would be no.

"Well, yes, but I don't like to spy on my friends," replies Serina.

"Oh, right. Well, er, yeah, he did send me one," Misaki says.

Later that day, Serina walked into the staffroom to find Misaki reading the pink paper again, and got close enough to see that it was signed, "Love from Narumi" (well actually the Narumi part was a gigantic scribble, but she could recognise the signature and the writing). However, as soon as Misaki heard her approaching, he immediately hid the letter again ... now, Serina isn't too bad with her deductive skills, so here are her thoughts.

1. Narumi writes love letters to Misaki (but not to me).

2. If it was just a joke, then Misaki wouldn't have quickly hid that letter, not just once but twice.

3. So that means ... what?

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8. (A Nice Normal Reaction)

Maybe they should just stop having a secret relationship and just tell everyone, Misaki suggested one day. And Narumi could sort of see the sense in it, because you know, creeping around and being careful not to let anything at all slip was getting a bit tiring. So he agreed, and the planned conversation took place the next day.

"So, everyone, the truth is that Misaki and I are in a relationship," announced Narumi proudly to the assembled teachers. There was a silence in which everyone processed the news, then they all started talking at once.

"Oh. But I already knew that," said Serina, less than impressed. Narumi and Misaki both gaped at her, and she continued, "Well, I suppose I didn't already know as such, but I did suspect it. A lot. Even without my clairvoyance."

Jinno simply looked stunned and/or in shock.

Noda said, "Er ... right ... Is that allowed? I mean, between two teachers, not the, er, other thing. Apparently they're really strict on it since, you know, the Special class teacher before me."

The substitute teacher grinned nervously and wondered if this meant he had to teach more of Narumi's classes.

Makihara didn't seem very interested.

And Persona wasn't even there. Go figure.

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