Note: This story contains female nudity and several female transformations into werecreatures. All characters are the property of DC comics.
The Joker was tossed hard into the interrogation room, exclaiming a loud "Ouch!" and then giggling for no apparent reason. As usual, Batman stepped into the room and Joker smiled, "Batsy! Care to spring an old pal from his cuffs?" He raised his straitjacket-clad arms and laughed hysterically. "Cut with the jokes Joker." Batman said firmly, "Tell us who helped you pull this off. We know there were at least two more criminals with you." Joker smiled then laughed, "Now now Batty, you know a magician never reveals his secrets." He laughed hysterically again.
Then the two foes fell into their usual spiel, Batman trying to get answers, Joker making jokes so as never to get to the point, eventually ending with Joker giving them a mislead. "Bye Batsy! It was lovely chatting. Come by for tea sometime won't you?" Then he laughed again. But Batman didn't leave yet, he pressed a button on his utility belt then said to Joker, "You're not out yet Joker. Not until you give us a solid lead." Joker looked confused as Batman left the room and left Joker alone.
Joker, knowing very well where he was, and the layout, waved at the one window, exclaiming, "You'll never get me to crack, because I already have!" Then he laughed hysterically. Then the door to the room opened and threewomen with their hands cuffed behind their back walked in. Joker immediately recognized them as Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn. "Catgirl! Ivy! Harles! What a pleasant surprise. All of you here for me. I didn't know it was my birthday!" Then he laughed hysterically. But not even Harley laughed in response, Puddin', they attacked us." Joker dropped his smile, "How? Did they beat you with whips?" Then he laughed and Catwoman hissed. Poison Ivy shook her head, "With some sort of beast, then they gave us a mind control device of some sort." Harley nodded, "You should get out puddin', before I end up hurtin' ya some…" Just then three panels in the ceiling slid open and light from outside shined in...moonlight. Joker smiled, "My way out." But then realized there was glass in the way and no way for him to break through. "Shoot." He cursed. Then Harley screamed, "Mistah J! Run!"
As Joker looked to see what she meant, the three girls keeled over in pain. Screaming as their muscles seemed to shift in their bodies, changing their shape and making them larger. Their clothes were quickly shredded as they rapidly outgrew them. Each of their cuffs snapped off and they each started growing hair everywhere, Harley's fur was a white color, while Ivy's was a solid red, and Catwoman's was a solid black. The hair began to cover every inch of their body and they began growing claws and fangs, then each girl grew tall ears from their hair, Harley and Ivy had tall dog ears while Catwoman had cat ears. Then Ivy's face elongated into a dog snout. And the three girls collapsed.
"Girls? Are you ok?" he sounded concerned but then smiled, "You seem a bit more hairy than before." Then he laughed. He stopped when the three hulking beasts rose up and growled at him. "It occurs to me that you don't want to give me the time of my life." He laughed hesitantly. The monsters lunged and Joker rolled under the table, trying to think his way out as the monsters desperately tried to grab at him. Then his way out shone as bright as the moon.
Quickly the Joker wriggled out of his straitjacket, then produced a large steak from inside his clothes, "I knew it was a good idea to bring this." he giggled as he held the meat in front of the beasts. He laughed as he listened to the commotion behind the mirror, then he climbed on the back of Harley and used the meat to force the three beasts to lunge out through the skylights, "Onward girls! To home!" Joker cried out as the the beasts bounded in the direction he directed.
Watching from a window in the distance, a man smiled as his newest plan formed. "Now to get the creatures under my control…". Then Hugo Strange laughed as the monstrous women bounded away.
When the sun rose the girls returned to their normal forms completely naked. They returned to wherever they call home, only to be knocked unconscious, netted, and taken to an unknown location upon arriving. They awoke tied to chairs. Harley couldn't stop giggling at the situation while Catwoman fruitlessly tried to struggle free of her bonds. Ivy meanwhile was crying, going on about how humiliated she was.
Then several men entered the room and began attaching tubes and various other equipment to them. Then red liquid began to flow through the tubes. The girls felt insane pain as this was happening and couldn't stop writhing in pain, Catwoman was also hissing. Then the last of the liquid flowed from the tubes into their systems and a few men came out and untied their bonds. The men left the room and it filled with a purple gas, knocking each of the girls unconscious.
They all woke up in an alley naked. "Girls, we are having the weirdest day" Catwoman purred, Ivy nodded as she used her powers to grow plants from the ground which she used as clothes for each of them. Harley was laughing, "I don't even know what happened! How long have we been gone?" Catwoman looked around and saw a sign with the date, "four weeks, how puuuurfect" She said sarcastically. Ivy started crying, "My babies must be starving without me! I must get back to them." She ran off before the other two could stop her, "Mistah J will be worried." harley giggled, "I should hurry back." "Wait Harley.." Catwoman said, " yeah what is it?" Harley giggled, "...Nothing, you should get home." Harley nodded and cartwheeled off. Catwoman nodded and headed home to her apartment.