Shion's Law
By: JINNXE~!
"I never knew that the Murphy's Law could be so correct!" Nezumi exclaimed. He had his black hair up in a hair tie as he had put it for the past year I had known him. He was laughing at me hysterically. His silver eyes shined with uncontrollable tears of laughter.
As I lived in this little home, I noticed Nezumi had started to warm up to me. Before hand, he had never really shown any emotion towards me besides his cold or agitated side. But, now I can see his happy and cheerful side as well. Well to put it simply, he lets down his guard when we're at home by ourselves.
"Huh?" I rubbed the back of my head, ruffling my short snowy white hair around. I made a confused face at the other man with my red eyes shining brightly.
"You truly are oblivious." Nezumi sighed and mock hit me on the head.
"Wait. What? What happened?" I paused and then noticed my surroundings changed from the rest of the room, to everything at the height of Nezumi's knee caps. "Wha-?"
"Well, what happened Captain Oblivious? Was that you had zoned out while you were trying to make some type of substance. Food possibly? And you were leaning on the pan and it gave away and you fell down. And PLEASE tell me you know what Murphy's Law is!" Nezumi explained.
I shook my head. In No.6 we weren't taught anything that wasn't straightforward or not proven. "No, what is it?"
Nezumi let his palm gracefully hit his forehead and he shook his head. "Oh Shion. What can I ever do with you? Murphy's Law is, if I say it correctly, that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Pretty much I'm now calling it Shion's Law because you go far beyond what Murphy ever thought was possible." he chuckled as I turned red in embarrassment.
"I'm not that dumb!" I called out with flaming cheeks when Nezumi pointed out that I had had said 'that'. And that apparently meant that I accepted I was at least slightly dumb. Curse that word 'that'!
We broke out in a laughing fit. It began with Nezumi laughing hysterically, then I started laughing at him laughing and he did the same and so on.
About three minutes later, when we both had fully recovered, Nezumi asked "why we're we even laughing?"
"About me admitting I'm slightly dumb." Nezumi snorted when he heard me. "Shut up!"
He held up his arms defensively which made me laugh a little more.
Then, a floorboard broke loose and made me fall. Not a normal fall, because it's me, but a crash landing kind of fall, right into my favorite black haired person.
"Sorry."
"Well that's Shion's Law for you!"
I tried to get up but the floorboard cracked and I fell back onto him. Since it was awkward, I tried to make it less, so I hugged him.
"What the-?" Nezumi questioned as he laid there. "Well its only Shion's law at work so I guess this kind of thing is normal..."
"Technically it's not Shion's Law at work; it's these crappy floorboards out for my feet."
I soon afterwards fell asleep on him like a cat, it was awkward, but it was comfy.
That morning I was surprised to find Nezumi's arms were around my stomach as well. I guess the comfyness was mutual for the time being. I fell back asleep and dreamed of nothing. For, if I dreamed of something, Shion's Law would come to haunt me throughout my dreams.
WAHH DONE! These oneshots I have been doing actually have no plan... I just have a prompt... I was not meaning it to be fluffy but it turned out that way obviously... I just needed an idea for another thing to make Shion a victim of... So WALA~! Hope it was okay~!
~Jinnxe
6/4/13