A/N: Okay ever since I watched Screwed the pooch I wanted to write this but was hesitant but now giving it a shot so enjoy
Yet another day in Meg Griffin's life when smiles turned into tears. After school that day Meg ran inside the house crying uncontrollably nothing new there and flops down beside Brian on the couch. "What's wrong?" Brian finally asked. "I don't think dad's my real father" Meg replied. Still Brian's eyes were focused on the televison while he muttered a far from sympathetic "Aw" "Did you you even hear what I said?" Meg demanded. Brian repeated the words word for word and at the end it sank in. He flashed back to the day at court when Peter insisted that if he was half the parent Brian was he would know certain facts on being who Meg's real father was. Remembering correctly she was listening to her music there was no way she could know. "Why would you say that?" Brian asked. Meg had her alteritive moments at the time but she wasn't about to tell him the truth. "I have an empty spot in my heart when ever I think about it" Meg lied. Brain looked at her as if he caught her in the lie but he didn't. "You and Peter have many similarities you both have brown hair, glasses, fat and gross" Brain told her. Meg glarred at him and Brian laughed nervously. "Look Meg, Stay here and don't do something dramatic" Brian told her. "Like eat a whole bag of peanuts?" Meg asked. Brian gave her a blank stare. "I'm allergic to peanuts!" Meg cried. Still a blank stare. "You know nothing about me!" Meg yelled getting up from the couch. "I know who your real father is" Brian yelled back. But she didn't hear him because she was listening to music, damn irony.
After a few dry martnis Brian went into the kitchen where Lois and Stewie were. "Lois we have a problem" Brian announced. "What's wrong dog peeing on everything because your in love with Lois again?" Stewie teased. Brian fought off his urge to hit Stewie and contuined with Lois. "Meg wants to know about her real father" Brian put bluntly that slienced Lois. "Is that how you shut her moulth up God I been wondering about that forever" Stewie ranted. Brian looked at Stewie then at Lois who looked pale and sick. "What did you tell her?" Lois asked. "Nothing, but not to do anything dramatic then she starting talking about peanuts or something" Brian explained. "Yeah she mentioned that before to me and Peter" Lois said. An akward slience and then Peter burst into the house. "I love alcohol and alcohol loves me we are the best of friends and without I would be dead" Peter sang drunkily. No one laughed but Peter. "Why so surious everybody?" Peter asked. Brian was about to anwser but instead Lois anwsered first. "Peter maybe you should go back for awhile" Lois suggested. "Permission to drink aw sweet" Peter said as he left out the door. Brian gave her a look but she quickly turned around and found a piece of paper and picked up the phone and started dialing. "That whore" Stewie said. Brian looked at Stewie then at Lois who he heard bubbily saying "Oh hi Stan" Brian watched for a good minute before she hanged up.
Lois met the dispointed eyes of Brian. "What?" Lois asked. "Does Peter know you have Stan's number? You know he hates him guts" Brian replied. Recalling to her memory the day Peter found out that not only was she pregnant but it wasn't his child he beat up Stan so bad he had to go to hospital. Lois didn't say anything then spoke up. "You still have Jillan's number" Lois said. "Oh real mature" Brian snapped. "I just love this bitter tension" Stewie put in. The two stared at each other moment. "Promise you will let Peter find out on his own about this?" Lois asked after a while. Brian sighed. "I guess so" he muttered. Lois happily hugged Brian whose tail wagged. "Brian loves Lois" Stewie taunted. "Shut up" Brian said. Waiting for Lois to turn around then made Stewie accidently on purpose fall. Brian snirkerd. "Damn you!" Stewie yelled. Revenge is sweet.
The next day the door bell rang and a sleepy Meg opened the door. There stood a man with brown hair and a simller face to Meg's he was tall and medium weighted despite having a face like Meg's it was charming and handsame and he seemed to have a glow about him. When he first looked at Meg he was taken back then nervously asked. "Meg Griffin?" She looked at him akwardly. "Yeah thats me who are you?" Meg asked. The man took a deep breath. "I'm Stan Thompson, Your biological father"
A/N: Okay there you have it chapter one please tell me what you think and please review thank you