Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion in any way!

Rei stood over Gendo as she began summing up all the bad deeds he had done throughout his lifetime. The Evangelion unit 01 stood in the far back, ready to gorge upon the mans flesh at any given moment.

And… well for some reason, Kaworu was there too… seemed he didn't want to miss a good execution.

"- You have also committed adultery several times. Do you have anything to say for your defence?" Rei asked in her ever so monotone voice.

"I couldn't help it… I have urges!" Gendo said pleading for innocence.

"- You had also left your son against his will at his teachers care when he was no more than a toddler, leaving him depressed and lonely by the lack of family and real love. Do you have anything to say for your defence?" Rei asked again in her monotone voice.

"Listen, about that I was- " Gendo tried to say before the speech was cut off by a large yell.

" –you did, what?!" Kaworu yelled furiously, while feeling the anger rise in his whole body.

"Well… at that point, I didn't realise that it would affect him so badly, I guess I just-"

"-Jesus! Not even my parents did that to me! My parents forgot me in Antarctica. Can you believe that? They forgot me! But even after that they had someone sent down there to look for me! Sadly he couldn't find me because it was kind of hard to find a baby in all the chaos and death that surrounded that place! Anyway, they just kept on looking for me in those fifteen years… of course I kept in touch with my parents every two weeks. You know that random call; 'Hello, How are you?' 'Fine, how are you?' But Christ! Almost ten years where you didn't see each other… you didn't even talk to him?"

"- Now that's not true! … I sent him a postcard and a letter!" Gendo said trying to soften all the harsh words.

Rei coughed and added: "The postcard was purchased, signed and sent by Ritsuko and the letter was designed, written and sent by Makoto Hyuga"

"Yeah but I ordered them to do it!" Gendo said

"No. You didn't, Misato did!" Rei answered.

A long silence was present before Kaworu once again spoke.

"You fucker!"

Author note: "I'm sorry, i've gotten a thing for that little red-eyed, grey-haired, funny-talking, always-smiling, angel of a Kaworu Nagisa. Poor Kaworu was left in Antartica... or was it the moon? Or was it by the sea-shore? Sorry for the pun... I couldn't help it..." -Wilia