Bulma: Aw, come on Vegeta, just one song, please?

Vegeta: Fine, one song! But it better be good.

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Announcer:

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please

Will the real Bulma Briefs please stand up

I repeat, will the real Bulma Briefs please stand up

We're gonna have a problem here

Bulma:

Y'all act like you never seen a smart woman before

Jaws all on the floor like Krillin and Eighteen just burst in the door

Making out on the bedroom floor

With onlookers galore trippin' over furniture

It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding

She didn't just do what I thought she did, did she?"

And Master Roshi says...

Nothing! Master Roshi's dead, he's locked in my basement.

Masculine men love Bulma Briefs

Looka looka look at Bulma Briefs I'm sick of her, look at her

Walkin' around showing off you-know-what, shouting at you-know-who

But she's so cute though

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in Yamcha's bedroom

It's cool for Cell to invade the news

"A tourney's what I'll give

A tourney's what I'll give

And if you're lucky you just might get to live"

And that's the message we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a ki blast is

Of course they're gonna know what violence is by the time they hit first grade

They got the History Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothing but fighters

Well, some of us are Saiyans

Who beat other people up like animals

But if we can beat up aliens like antelopes

Then there's no reason a woman and another woman can't elope

But if you feel the way I do, I got the antidote

Women wear your pantyhose

Sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus:

I'm Bulma Briefs

Yes I'm the real Bulma

All you other Bulma Briefs' are just imitatin'

So won't the real Bulma Briefs please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

x2

Verse 2:

Kakarot don't gotta yell at people to make a point

Well, I do, so forget him and forget you too

You think I even care about the Nameks?

Half of 'em can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Bulma, what if y'all win?

Wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Pointy Ears?

Goku and Gohan better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Vegeta and Yamcha

And hear 'em argue over who gets lil' old me

Stupid cheater (Yamcha) put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, she's cute, but I'm interested in other girls, hee hee"

I should download an audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave all those girls STDs

I'm sick and tired of all you player boy types, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who fuss like me

Just don't shut up like me

Dress like me

Walk, talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

Chorus

Verse 3:

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only yelling to

People you joke about with your friens inside your living room

The only difference is I got the gall to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mike and spit it

And whether you like to admit it, I just shout better than 90% of you ranters out there

Then you wonder how come little girls eat up my words like candy

Funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30

I'll be the only person at the nursing home flirting

Slappin' Yamcha's face while I'm flirtin' with Vegeta

And he's smirkin' 'cause Yamcha's bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Bulma Briefs lurking

She could be working at Burger King, mutatin' your onion rings

Or in the parking lot throwing stuff

Yelling "What an asshole!" with her windows down and her system up

So will the real Bulma Briefs please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus x2

Guess there's a Bulma Briefs in all of us

Let's all stand up

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Vegeta: I guess it's a better than hard core...