Chapter 1

Warning: Contains curse words, violence, and bloody scenes

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In South Park School Elementary...

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were near their lockers talking until they were interrupted by the fat brunette.

"Guys! Guys!" Cartman said.

"What?" Stan asked.

"Meet me at my house tonight," Cartman said.

"Why? Is it one of your pranks again ?" Kyle asked as he crossed his arms and frowned at Cartman.

"Yeah." Stan said as he also crossed his arms.

Even Kenny grew suspicious of Cartman.

"No no... Guys, I'm serious. I bought something cool that I wanna test it out." Cartman said.

"So what is this "cool" thing, fat ass?" Kyle asked.

"Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!" Cartman yelled.

Kyle rolled his eyes.

"Anyway, I invited every guy in our class tonight at my house, 6pm-8pm. Be there, you wouldn't want to miss it." Cartman said

Then he left.

"Uhh ...what was that about? And what is this new "cool" thing he was talking about?" Stan asked.

Kenny shrugged.

"Probably it's some dumb prank." Kyle said.

"So...are we going?" Stan asked.

"What?! Are you crazy? This is Cartman we're talking about. He is probably going to prank us and embarrass us in front of the other guys and be like,'You just got pranked na na na ha ha." Kyle said impersonating Cartman.

"Dude, it's not like we have a choice. Shelly has a sleepover with her "friends" tonight at my house, Kenny's house is being checked for termites and your parents and Ike are going to attend a meeting at school." Stan said.

"Fine but if he pranks us, I'm going to kick his large fat ass." Kyle said.

The School Bell rang.

"Come on. We'd better get to class." Stan said.

At a distance, Cartman watched Kyle, Stan, and Kenny going to class with a smirk on his face.

It was 17:45.

Kyle, Stan and Kenny were at Cartman's house front door.

Stan rang the doorbell.

"I still think this is a bad idea." Kyle said as he was frowning with his arms crossed.

"Come on man. Don't be such a wuss." Kenny said.

Kyle was about to protest until the door opened revealing Cartman.

"Hello, Kenny...Stan...Jew." Cartman said.

Kyle rolled his eyes and thought,

Typical Cartman.

They entered his house and saw that few of the guys arrived.

Token, Craig, and Tweek were all in the living room.

"Who is it poopykins? " Cartman's Mom asked from the kitchen.

"Just more of my friends." Cartman said.

"OK, sweetie. Well... I'll be in the kitchen if you need anything." Cartman's mom said.

"So what are we going to do?" Stan asked.

"Yeah, where's this "cool" thing you wanna try out?" Kyle asked.

"Patience Kahl, we'll just play until everyone arrives." Cartman said.

And that's what they did.

They played until everyone arrived...

7:00pm

"Gosh, sorry I'm late. I had to..." Butters said at Cartman's front door.

"Just shut the hell up and get in here!" Cartman yelled interrupting him.

"OK. " Butter said as he entered quickly.

Butter sat down with the others; Tweek, Craig, Timmy, Jimmy, Kyle, Stan, Kenny , Token and Clyde, who were all sitting down on the couch in the living room.

Kyle looked suspiciously at Cartman and thought

Cartman never had the patience to wait for someone, especially for Butters. Something fishy is going on here.

"Now tonight's guy night will be different. We're going to try out something cool." Cartman said.

"So what is it?" Stan asked.

Kyle was still with his arms crossed trying to figure out what was Cartman up to.

"Follow me." Cartman said.

Everyone stood up except for Timmy and followed Cartman into his basement.

"Everyone gather around in a circle and sit down." Cartman said.

"Why?" Craig asked.

"JUST DO IT!" Cartman yelled.

Craig rolled his eyes.

Then everybody sat in a circle.

Cartman placed a lantern which was on and a couple of lit candles in the middle of the circle.

Then he switched off the lights and sat next to Clyde and Kyle.

"Gosh...it is getting...kinda creepy." Butters said.

"Cartman, we're not going to perform satanic rituals." Token said.

"GODAMMIT! This is not a satanic ritual." Cartman said.

"Then what is it?" Craig asked.

"Well, you see...I borrowed this parchment from someone and it contains very interesting information." Cartman said as he took out a parchment out of his pocket.

Everyone remained very quiet.

"Well you see according to this it's a spell which reveals something within you which you aren't even aware of." Cartman said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Stan asked.

"I don't know but it really sounds interesting. So who wanna go first?" Cartman said.

"This is a bunch of crap. There is no way spells and magic exist, you retard." Kyle said.

"Well since you believe that. Why don't you go first?" Craig asked.

"Yeah, Jew. If you think this is stupid then you'll find no trouble of doing this." Cartman said as he gave him a smirk.

I wanna punch that smirk off his face so bad. Kyle thought

Kyle rolled his eyes and said," Fine! I'll do your stupid magic spell."

"Here, take this and read the incantation from the parchment," Cartman said as he handed the parchment to Kyle.

Kyle took the parchment, stood up and read it out loud,

"I summon forth the thing hidden in me,

for me to see.

The thing hidden within the depths of my soul

waiting to be whole ..."

Suddenly there was a flash of lighting and after a sound of thunder was then heard.

"Craig, I'm scared." Tweek whispered.

Craig held Tweek's hand to make him less scared.

"Instead of being the shadow following me around ,

the thing will be unbound,

from the depths of within me.

May the secrets be discovered

and the mysteries uncovered,

of the thing that lives inside of me."

Then there were a few moments of silence.

Everyone kept staring at Kyle waiting for something to happen.

"Nothing happened." Stan said.

"See, I told you so!" Kyle said.

"Well, that was a complete waste of time." Craig said.

"Jew, since you're standing would you switch on the lights?" Cartman asked.

"Fine, fatass." Kyle mumbled.

He switched on the lights and found a very unexpected surprise.

A bucket of rotten fish fell on top of him.

Cartman burst out laughing and then everyone joined him except for Stan and Kenny.

"Now you really are a Stinkin Jew." Cartman said as tears of laughter came out of his eyes.

That bastard. I'm gonna ...gonna... Kyle thought.

Then Kyle realized that he clenched his fists inside his gloves so much that his nails pierce his skin and blood started coming out.

He was shocked by this but didn't say anything.

Luckily nobody noticed the blood stains on his gloves.

"Kyle, your mother came to pick you up!" Cartman's mom said.

While everybody was laughing at him except for Kenny and Stan, Kyle went upstairs and exited the house.

It was raining cats and dogs.

He found his parents waiting in the car for him. Kyle walked and entered the car soaking wet.

He sat in the backseat next to Ike and didn't say anything.

"Hello Kyle. O my gosh, why do you stink?" Kyle's mom asked.

"Can we talk about that later? I wanna go home right now." Kyle said as he crossed his arms.

"Ok sweetie." His mom said.

Kyle kept staring at the rain outside his car window while Ike looked worried for his brother.

Then they went home.