"Mystic Winds here reporting live from Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry on our first episode of Interview That Character. I am now here with the famous Harry Potter, the boy who lived."

"Excuse me." A confused looking Harry taps Mystic on the shoulder.

"Yes?"

"Who are you talking to?" Mystic turns to face where she had been speaking and then back to the boy.

"My readers of course, now Mr. Potter I'd like to ask you a few questions."

"Er... all right?"

"First what is it like to be the boy who lived? Exciting? Annoying? Tell me your feelings."

"Um..."

"Confused perhaps?"

"I'm not confused! I'm not any of the things you just said!"

"Ok. Sorry. Please answer the question though." Harry stares at Mystic for a moment, contemplating something.

"You're not related to Rita Skeeter are you?"

"No," Mystic Winds looks confused, "why would you think that?"

"Oh, nothing."

"Fine. Next question..." Mystic stops suddenly looking over Harry's shoulder.

"Hey Ron, Ron Weasley! Can you come over here please?" A cautious red head approaches. Mystic Winds plasters a TV smile on her face and turns to thin air.

"I am now here with Ron Weasley, friend and adventure colleague of Harry Potter," She turns back to Ron and Harry, "Now Mr. Weasley, I'd like to ask you a few questions."

"Um... Sure," he speaks out of the side of his mouth to Harry, "Who was she talking to?"

"Readers," was all that Harry said.

"Now Ron do you have and relationship beyond friendship with Miss Hermione Granger?"

"What?! No, we're just friends! What makes you think that?!"

"Just asking, just asking. No need to rip off my head now. Yeesh!" Mystic Winds spots a greasy, black haired man passing by in the shadows.

"Snape! Professor Snape! Please, would you come over here for a moment?" Snape moves slowly over towards them, staying close to the shadows. He looked at the bubbly girl in from of him warily.

"Now Severus, may I call you Severus?"

"It's Professor Snape," he growled.

"Fine," She turns again to thin air.

"I am now here with the infamous Professor Severus Snape."

"She's blinkin' mad," whispered Ron out of the corner of his mouth, "Remind me never to visit America. There must be something in the water there if someone can act like that."

"Professor Snape, is it true that you have been after the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher positions for years?" Snape opened his mouth to answer but is cut off by Mystic.

"And is it true that you have been secretly cursing every teacher that has been given this position and not you?" Snape glares at Mystic Wind, saying nothing. Mystic backs off a little holding her hands up in defense.

"Ok, ok. Bad question I know. Please don't curse or hex me," she then looks at her watch, "Well my time is up." She turns once again to thin air.

"This is Mystic Wind reporting live from Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry saying good day and good night. Until next time on Interview That Character!"

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this peak at the craziness that is me! I was bored in the middle of class so this just came out. Boredom = Creativity. Well until next time, read, review, and sit back and relax while I brew up another piece of junk due to boredom. Maybe I'll continue with more episodes of Interview That Character. Who knows!

*The sun rises, mist dissipates. Now is the time for Mystic Winds slumber.* Day bad, Night good.