i live in the land of gaywad, it's a small kingdom and you're only allowed to venture into the other kingdoms if you're hetero...unforunately...i'm gayer than a vegas magician and even if you are hetero it is still very dangerous to journey to another kingdom without the help of a homo...
i get bullied every day at school for liking anime and being a total gaywad...
when i was a young turd my mother would tell me about a place called haylin it was a wonderful place where black midgets picked cotton and made their master white people food and where memes never grew old... i wish i could go there...
my name is colon and this is my story...
it was a normal monday morning and i was getting ready for school because i have to do a school project on memes so i have to get there super early when i heard a knocking on my ballsack i mean door... i open it... it's haylee... from whispers of the dildo tree :OOOOO crOSSOVER TIME jk lol we're biffles XD i invite her to my room i was expecting sexy times but she offered something more, something better...
haylee says: leave ur memes and come with me... 2 haylin (((...little does she know it's the land of memes...and black people...)))
it was so unexpected... i didn't know what to do...
...b-but... haylee... they'll catch us... we wouldn't make it 5 miles...
haylee replies: we can do it colin...if u just believe...
and me, being a fan of naruto the last airbender... i imagined naruto saying believe it... so i did just that... i believed it...
i told her to meet me downstairs while i got ready and jerked off to some sensitive pornograph after i finished i met haylee downstairs i left a note for my mom saying i was joining the circus... i hope she doesn't miss me too much