The Brutal Murder of Bella Swan
Warnings: Jakeward, Rape, Bestiality, Murder, Cannibalism, and Language.
It was a typical day at Forks High School. Edward and Bella talked and Bella breathed loudly. Everyone was jealous of Bella because she was just so perfect and flawless and aww so hawt. Except not really. Everybody threw stakes and garlic at the two, hoping they would die. But Edward protected Himself and Bella because he's just that freaking romantic.
Bella was home alone. She felt particularly depressed and unloved so she slit one of her wrists in hopes of ending her meaningless life. When it stopped bleeding, she had a really great idea. She was really horny so she called up Edward and Jacob to have a threesome. Both agreed and were over shortly.
Before they began, however, the three had drinks. Bella had to go to the bathroom, sealing her fate. Since girls take forever to pee, Edward and Jacob were able to completely drug Bella's drink and have a quickie while she was in the bathroom. The three made a toast and got undressed before heading into Bella's room.
Within twenty minutes, Bella was feeling drowsy. Edward and Jacob used this to their advantage and went at it on Bella. By the time the boys had ejaculated on her face, the bitch was out cold, and didn't even have her first orgasm not caused by masturbation. The boys dragged her into a nearby forest, along with some conveniently located rope. They tied Bella to a tree and slapped her awake. However, she was in the forest, where no one could hear her desperate cries for help.
Because Bella was into bestiality, Jacob ripped off her shorts and turned into a wolf. He began to rape Bella (it was rape because it wasn't consentual). Her cries soon turned into moans of pleasure as she approached orgasm. But Jacob had already came and wouldn't allow Bella to climax. Then Edward smacked Bella across her face with a sex whip before untying her. Since Bella was busy being abused she hadn't noticed a fire and large pot nearby.
Soon, the rope was fashioned into a noose and Bella's head was forced through it. Despite being unhumanly smart, she hadn't caught on to the boys' murderous scheme. She was too busy being a kinky little slut for the boys. The stool beneath her feet was removed, and the last thing she ever saw was her boyfriend and best friend making out to spite her.
Bella was dead within half an hour. As soon as Jacob and Edward were positive she was dead, they removed her from the noose and dropped her face first into the pot, sans clothes, and boiled her. If the hanging hadn't killed her, she would've drowned or boiled to death. Either way, she was on her way to Sue Hell, the place where all Mary-Sues go when they die.
After Bella was thoroughly cooked, she was removed from the pot and chopped to bits, skin, bones, and all. The boys emptied the pot and tossed what was left of Bella into it carelessly, but carefully enough as to not leave evidence.
Back at the Swans' house, the two boys had blended Bella up into smoothies for a party celebrating the Sue's death. Everybody came, even that fucking bitch Lauren Mallory. After the festivities, the parts of Bella that weren't consumed were poured into a thermos to be buried.
At Bella's grave site, Edward stood on her grave and spat "I never liked you," and walked away with Jacob.
THE END