Famous Five Star Seafood Shack Shenanigans
It was a dark and stormy night and the rangers were eating salad at the worlds famous five star seafood shack. The salads were dry and crumbly while the pasta was sweet and juicy.
"I knew we should have went to subway. This place sucks dick, the pasta is juicy. Why would you want juicy pasta?"
"Ya lets go suck some dicks." said the mysterious black ranger.
"No we did that last week." said the mysterious non-black ranger.
The waiter appeared, he had a unusual grin on his face that almost made dining here seem too suspicious.
"Ah yes, look at this suspicious band of foreigners!"
"Ah yes, look at this suspicious band of non-foreigners!"
"This is stupid, just delete it. Delete it all!" said the black ranger.
"Whoa slow down there Mr. Jewel." said Mr. Jewel
"Lol wut, are you guys on weed?" said the mysterious non-black ranger.
The waiter approached the table the rangers were stationed at. He began to speak.
"You boys gay?"
"Ya lets go suck some dicks." said the mysterious black ranger.
"No sir, just passin by." said Mr. Jewel "Later gay bois!" and he gingerly walked out of the seafood shack.
Mysterious non-black ranger let out a great big laugh "That guy needs to eat some weed, all your character wants to do is suck dicks."
Watching over the midnight lights, the mysterious cowboy had taken an interest over the rangers' arguing.
"You fucking thief! Hal ya wanna suck some dicks?" said the mysterious cowboy as he disappeared into the night. He let off a strange trail of salami smellin biscuits.
"XD that guy sure was random." said the mysterious non-black ranger.
Mr Jewel enters the shack, oddly, he smelled of salami as well.
"I don't give a fuck. Your gonna remove my name? Thats bullshit!" said the mysterious black ranger.
Mr. Jewel tripped and his head fell into a bear trap. Luckily he managed to survive by using the skills the gained from reading Hatchet, written by the mysterious black ranger.
"That was crazy stuff, are you guys sure you aren't weeding it up?" remarked the mysterious non-black ranger.
"Ya weed lets go smoke some." Said the mysterious black ranger. He snorted some crack that was sitting on the table next to him. He was so high that he started to imaging the bartender as a huge blunt and proceeded to smoke him; the mysterious black ranger shot the bartender to death.
TEN YEARS LATER...
The crew meets up at the old still five star seafood shack and began to discuss their dilemmas.
"Prison was brutal." said the mysterious black ranger.
"I couldn't sell any blunts, man." said Mr. Jewel
"My wife left me for the cowboy fag." the mysterious non-black ranger began to explain as he wet himself on the bar table.
Mr. Jewel left the shack just as the cowboy fag entered. "Your wife left me for Mr. Jewel, that guys a real badass!"
The mysterious non-black ranger began to weep. Tears were flowing down his hard erect dick as he imagined his wife's huge juicy cock rubbing against his chest.
"I HATE YOU JEWEL!" yelled the mysterious black ranger into the sky shaking his fists.
The bartender appeared "I'm a ghost and I'm haun-" He stopped as soon as he caught his eye on the prize. A rare blunt from the middle ages was sitting in some juicy pasta. It was love at first sight.
Since the bartender was distracted he forgot to confront the mysterious black ranger.
"I'll kill mr. Jewel for you!" Yelled the cowboy.
TO BE CONTINUED...