Kill these bitches and bolt it, blondie.
"What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, It's the voices, Ahaha I'm kidding, that's not what they really said."
"Crazy Bitch" I heard Mr.Flag said under his breath.
Once Flag started yellin and fappin about I suddenly heard something...
Harley seriously, hit em with the hammer and get the hell outta here!
"No way!" I said to the voices
"These are my new best friends!"
Best friends huh? What bout' Ivy? Huh? Ain't she your 'best friend?'
"Yes but I can have more than one!" I giggled
"Who's she taking to?" Boomerang said to Diablo
"I don't know man, I guess those voice things?"
"Really is insane"
I stretched my arms and saw a couple of cute guys standing with me.
"Hi boys!" I said, I knew they all loved me!
Blondie, ya got a boyfriend.
I'm proud of ya.
"I knew ya would be"
I smiled and opened my little trunk, right on the top I saw my cute little black and red jester suit.
"Ah!" I squealed, I took it and set it down
I took the gun out of my holster
It was black with a white handle and shiny gold details. It had things like 'LOVE' and 'HATE' and so much more, oh look, HQ, now everyone knows it's my gun now, not theirs!
I saw something gold and shiny polling out of the suitcase, I took it out. It was a gold choker with the words 'puddin' on it.
I instantly thought of him.
I miss him so much.
I took my choker and brought it up to my lips, as if Joker felt my kiss. He was never nice to me, I just wanted to tell him how much I love him.
I cut my hair with some scissors and re-dyed it pink and blue. I took off my clothes and changed into my fancy little outfit.
I turned around to see everyone staring at me.
"What?" I said.
Look, they're not crazy like you, they don't get the whole "changing in public thing" but it's their loss, none of them will be special like you.
"I know." I laughed.