Note: I had the first part of the song, but it contained too many inside jokes for most readers to understand… so I cut it and I was too lazy to rewrite it. Oh,THIS IS IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP!!!!!! I am the original writer of this parody and NOBODY else, and I am in no was affiliated with the Wicked on/off-broadway production. (or Mr. Baum) This was one of the songs I wrote for a musical roudction (performed by my friends) titled: "CONVICTED"

DEFYING GRAVITY/DEFYING ETHICS

Something has changed within me///Something was maimed within me.
Something is not the same///Liking Jack does not remain.
I'm through with playing by the rules ///I'm through with dating
Of someone else's game///A-a guy wi-ith no brain.
Too late for second-guessing///Too late for pathetic groveling

Too late to go back to sleep ///I love you, Jack: NOT!!
It's time to trust my instincts///I'll be with Sawyer forever
Close my eyes: and leap!///Cause he's real…ly hott!!

It's time to try///It's time to try
Defying gravity///Defying ethics
I think I'll try///I think I'll try
Defying gravity///Defying ethics
And you can't pull me down!///And you can't take me back!

GLINDA/JACK
Can't I make you understand?/// Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of grandeur:///I'm only gay because you!

ELPHABA
I'm through accepting limits///I'm through accepting excuses
'Cuz someone says they're so///Cuz' your's are very lame
Some things I cannot change///I'll stay with Sawyer forever,
But till I try, I'll never know!///He doesn't bring me to shame!!
Too long I've been afraid of///Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost///Losing this sad love song.
Well, if that's love///But, then I realized
It comes at much too high a cost!///I hated you all along!!
I'd sooner buy///I'd sooner cry over

Defying gravity///Defying ethics
Kiss me goodbye///Don't kiss me good-bye
I'm defying gravity///I'm defying ethics
And you can't pull me down:///And you can't take me back.
(spoken) Glinda - come with me./// (Spoken JACK) Kate –come with me!!

Think of what we could//Think of what we could "do":
do: together.///Together

(sung) Unlimited///(Sung KATE) Airhead.
Together we're unlimited///You're a stupid- airhead
Together we'll be the greatest team ///Together we'll be the worst couple
There's ever been///There's ever been.
Glinda -/// Ja-ack-
Dreams, the way we planned 'em///Sorry, but you're a loser

GLINDA///JACK
If we work in tandem:///I guess beggers can't be choosers

BOTH//KATE
There's no fight we cannot win///You got that0at one right.
Just you and I//Good-bye, cuz' I'm
Defying gravityam ///Defying ethics
With you and I///Sawyer and I
Defying gravity///Defying ethics

ELPHABA///KATE
They'll never bring us down!///You'll never take me back!
(spoken) Well? Are you coming?///Oh burn, whadya say to that?

GLINDA///JACK
I hope you're happy///I hope your miserable!
Now that you're choosing this///Now that your choosing that

ELPHABA///KATE
(spoken) You too///The feelings mutual
(sung) I hope it brings you bliss///I hope you get fat

BOTH///BOTH
I really hope you get it///I hope you don't get it!
And you don't live to regret it///And you live to regret it!
I hope you're happy in the end///I hope your miserable in the end.
I hope you're happy, my friend:///I'm going with my-y, boyfriend.

ELPHABA ///KATE

So if you care to find me///Don't even care to find me!
Look to the western sky!///Cuz' I bid an adieu!
As someone told me lately:///As someone told me lately:
"Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"///"4 8 15 16 23 42!!"
And if I'm flying solo/// And if I'm flying with a con man,
At least I'm flying free/// At least I'm flying free!
To those who'd ground me/// He treats me as a person
Take a message back from me/// Not "a woman" or a "she"!!
Tell them how I am/// Tell them how we are
Defying gravity///Defying Ethics
I'm flying high///We're flying high
Defying gravity/// Defying ethics
And soon I'll match them in renown/// And soon we'll match any couple in renown
And nobody in all of Oz/// And nobody, on all of LOST
No Wizard that there is or was/// No doctor that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down!///Is ever gonna' date me again!!

GLINDA/// JACK
I hope you're happy!/// I hope your miserable!!

CITIZENS OF OZ/// SAWYER
Look at her, she's wicked!/// Look at her, she's convicted!!
Get her!/// Date her!!

ELPHABA///KATE
:Bring me down!Date me again!!

CITIZENS OF OZ/// SAWYER
No one mourns the wicked/// No one mourns the convicted
So we've got to bring her/// So we have to date her

ELPHABA///KATE
Ahhh!///Sawyer!!!

CITIZENS OF OZ/// SAWYER
Down!/// Again!!

Sorry if there were spelling errors: my spell check was not working when i wrote this, like, six months ago.