Gonna Need Therapy
Summary: Non- Magic AU. Lightning Guardian!Harry. Why did he choose to become a therapist again? At a school none the less?! AND THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? What was he drunk at the time? Harrison Potter is serious rethinking his career choice.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything sadly enough.
Chapter 1
Harrison Potter was a patient man, a very patient man, some would even say he had the patience of a Vatican priest! His friends would claim this was a lie having known him when he was younger, but that is besides the point. Now back to the point, Harrison was a very patient man. But even his saintly patience can reach its end.
Why did he think being a school therapist/guidance counselor was a good idea? If he could go back in time, Harrison would smack his younger self for thinking it would be a good idea to leave England in the first place! Seriously, what was wrong with Namimori, Japan? Was something in the water here or did it just attract all the crazies?
ALL THE STUDENTS AT THIS SCHOOL HAD SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS! First, weirdly oblvious students to the strange going ons yet able to focus on one student for ridicule when he did something wrong. Second, anger management needing tyrant who takes social advice from the Animal Channel. And don't even get him started on the energetic boxer with volume issues and an obsession with the word extreme.
Let's not even get started on what happened while he was away on a much needed vacation! The way this was going the students here were going to drive him to drink! Seriously, what is in the water of this bloody town and where can he get a scientist to analyze it to make sure he isn't going crazy.
But first, he had to deal with the issues that cropped up while he was on vacation, which was cut short because of them; a suicide attempt, an apparently newly discovered flasher, and a bomb obsessed transfer who was following the flasher around like he was God! What the bloody hell happened while he was gone!
Growling, the therapist stalked down the hall toward classroom 3-B, having already acquired permission from the bit obsessed prefect to pull the three students out of class. Emerald eyes crackled with electricity behind half-moon glasses as the owner slammed the door open and growled, his usually calm demeanor gone out the window as his voice carried across the room like ominous thunder, "Sawada, Tsunayoshi! Gokudera, Hayato! Yamamoto, Takeshi! MY OFFICE NOW!"
The students all paled as they stared at the form of their school's beloved and usually benevolent guidance counselor taking in his rather ragged appearance with a wince as Tsuna dragged a protesting Hayato out the door followed by a nervously laughing Takeshi. No one laughed at Dame-Tsuna getting called to his office, no one dared move encase it inquired the petite English man's wrath as well.
AN: Tell me what you guys think! I'm not sure whom I would pair Harry with or what his abilities should be given that he hasn't unlocked his flames yet. I love Lambo but I always hated that a five year old was forced to fight against a known killer, and I don't think Harry would allow a kid to fight. Plus, Harry is super protective of his students. So if you guys have any ideas just tell me! No pairings with the teens cause Harry is around 24 right now.
Gonna put up a poll so you guys can decide.