OK SO HERS THE FIRST CHAPTRE CUZ I DICIDED TO WRIT FANFIC CUZ EVRY1 ELSE IS DOIN IT SO MUST BE PRITY COOL LOL.

CHAPTRE ONE:
SO BUFI IS SITIN IN A PRITY BILDING WITH FEBE CUZ THEIR BEST FRENDS CUZ WHEN BUFI CUT HER HARE SO DID FEBE CUZ THATS WAT LOYAL FRENDS DO ESEPT HERS WAS SHORTRE AN THEY DONT LIV ON THE SAME SHO CUZ BUFIS ON BUFI AN FEBE IS ON CHRRMED BUT IN FANFICSHON THATS ALRITE CUZ WE DONT EVIN HAF TO PAY MONY OR ANYTHIN TO WRITE PEPLE ON THE SAME SHO AN THEIR SITIN IN CHAIRS AN DRINKIN SPRITE CUZ THEIR NOT VAMPIRS CUZ VAMPIRS ARENT EVIN REAL AN THERE4 THEY DO NOT DRINK BLOOD CUZ THAT WOD BE GROSS AN BUFI SEZ ITS NOTTY TO SO THEY DONT DO IT. SO THEN FEBE SEZ, AN SHES CONFIDIN CUZ THATS WAT FRENDS DO WITH ECHOTHER AN BUFI AN HER ARE FRENDS CUZ I ALREDY SAID THAT AN IM THE WRITER SO I GET TO DO THAT, SO ENYWAI FEBE SEZ: "BUFI IM VERI SAD CUZ PAGE MARIED SUM1 BUT NOT THE GUY WHO LIVED IN A MANSION CUZ HE GAV HER PRESENTS AN SHE HATS THAT AN NOT THE GUY AT THE CLUB CUZ WEN SHE SINGED A SONG HE DIDNT EVIN SAY THANK YOU AFTER THE BLACK THING CAME WITH RITIN AN PIPERS MARIED TO ESEPT AN NO ONE LUVS ME RITE NOW CUZ I WRIT STUF ON A NEWSPAPER"
AN BUFFI SEZ "LOL" I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT PEPLE SAYS IT AL THE TIM AN OTER PEPLE SEME TO LIK IT WEN THEY DO AN BUFI IS A COOL PERSON EVIN THO SHES MEAN AN MAKS PEPLE DISAPERE AN SHE SED IT AFTER FEBE CONFIDED SO I THINK IT MEANS I GET WAT YIR GOIN THRU OR SOMTHIN. AN SO FEBES LIK "YAH CUZ MY BOYFRENDS KEPE DYIN AN STUF AN NON OF THEM WIL MARRI ME"
AN BUFIS LIK "WEL I MARIED ANGEL BUT THEN I PUT HIS RING ON THE GROUND AN IT GOT DIRTY AN MAD HIM FAL DOWN AN CRI AN THEN HE LEFT CUZ HE HAD TO GO SAVE PEPLE FROM DEMONS." DEMONS ARN'T REAL BUT BUFI THINKS SO SO SHE HAS TO MAK THEM DISAPER AN STUF CUZ SHES MEAN SO DONT BE SKARED OK? AN FEBES LIK "YAH I MARIED COL BUT I HAD TO MAK HIM DISAPER CUZ HE HAD TWO BLACK EIES SUMTIMES AN IT RELY CREEPED ME OUT BUFI"
AN BUFIS LIK "THATS TO BAD FEBE IM SORI THAT HAPENED TO U. I USED TO KIS SPIK AN STUF BUT ITS GROS SO I STOPED DOIN IT CUZ IM STIL MARIED TO ANGEL AN ITS DISGUSTIN TO KIS A PERSON THAT SMOKS CUZ SMOKINS NOTTY AN SMELS BAD AN YIR NOT SUPOSED TO KISS BOYS UNLESS U LUV THEM AN I DONT LUV HIM CUZ I SED I DIDNT AN IM A GOOD PRSON SO I DONT LI. AN BE4 AFTER ANGEL LEFT TO GO SAV PEPLE FROM DEMONS CUZ I HURTED HIS RING I STRTED DATIN RILI BUT I DIDNT MARY HIM CUZ HE WENT ON A COPTER AN MAD ME CRI AN THEN HE GOT A UGLY MARK ON HIS FACE"
AN FEBE SEZ "LOL" BUT THEN ZANDIR COMS IN AN THAT HERTFELT CONFESION IS OVER CUZ THEY JUST RELATED ALL THAT THEY CAN RITE NOW AN HAV TO WAIT FOR A GOOD MOMENT TO DO IT SUM MORE AN THEY CANT DO IT WITH ZANDIR ARONDE CUZ THEY DONT WANT TO CONFIDIN IN HIM WITH STUF LIK THAT CUZ HES A BOY AN ISNT SO MUSHY. AN ZANDIRS LIK "GESS WAT BUFI!" AN BUFIS LIK "WAT IS IT ZANDIR?" AN ZANDIRS LIK "THERS MORE PEPLE COMIN TO TOWN WHO LIK TO HUNT MONSTRS LIK U!" AN BUFIS LIK "YAY CUZ THEN THEY'L TTLY BE MY FRENDS CUZ THEY UNDRSTAND AL THE STUF IM GOIN THRU." AN FEBE IS LIK "THATS TTLY AWSOM BUFI" AN BUFIS LIK "LOL" AN ZANDIRS LIK "U SHOD GO OUTSIDE AN C WHO IT IS BUFI" AN SO BUFI LEAVES AN ZANDIR GIVES FEBE A LOLYPOP CUZ HE LIKS HER CUZ HES TIRED OF DATIN DEMIN PEPLE EVIN THO ANIA WAS NICE AN EVRY1 LUVS HER AN FEBE NOS WAT HES GOIN THRU CUZ SHE MAD COL DISAPER AN ZANDIR MAD ANIA CRY SO THEY UNDRSTAND ECHOTHERS FELINGS AN WEN U DO THAT U LIK EACHOTER AN GIVE EACHOTER CANDI AN STUF TO SHO IT. AN THATS THE END OF THIS CHAPTRE SO FAR CUZ I GOTS TO LEVE ON A CLIF HANGER OTERWISE U'L NO EVRYTHING AN I WONT EVIN GET TO TEL IT TO U LATER.