Revelations of Monkey D Luffy
If I were a cat, I would be a petite black alley cat: scrawny and starved but always looking for attention from passersby. I would be free to roam and scavenge and have claws that come out of nowhere to attack unsuspecting enemies.
If I were a dog, I would be a medium-sized black dog who would always run around being hyper, then jump up onto a lap to be adorable. I would be silly and chase my own tail when I get bored and I would always come at the scent of food. My appearance would be cute and cuddly but bark would be loud and my teeth would be sharp.
If I were a bird, I'd be a sparrow. I'd be meant more for speed than strength and my small size would allow me to get into tight spaces. I'd seem ordinary but there would be way more beneath my feathers than meets the eye.
And if I were a human, I'd be a good one. The innocent type who would be underestimated by most but could easily overpower anyone. I'd stick by my friends and help them up when they're down and love them like family.
It's a good thing that I am human, because if I were a fish, I would drown.
A/N don't ask where this came from. I honestly have no idea. But I wrote it and I am posting it. Leave a review if you care enough to give a girl some piece of mind.