(A/N:) I know what you people are thinking. "Another story? Gosh, this chik is crazy!" I kinda think this one is really funny. I laughed when I came up with the idea, so I hope you like it!
Raimundo began to cry when he saw his matt.
"What's wrong?" Kimiko asked, emotionally.
"I don't have a bed!" he fell down on his knees and cried.
"I am so sad for you!" Kimiko began to cry, too.
"I want a bed!" Raimundo yelled.
"I want a bed, too!" Kimiko hugged him tightly.
"I'm a sexy emo guy without a bed! Give me a bed so I can screw girls!" Raimundo shouted, angrily.
"I'm a flat emo girl that is sleezy, so give me a bed, too!" Kimiko shouted, as well.
Master Fung walked up to them, "Shut up, Bitches!" He began to beat them up with his awesome emo powers of getting angry easily, as well as getting other emotions easily.
"Ow!" Raimundo cried as Master Fung began to drag him to his room. Master Fung lied Raimundo on his bed and-THE SCENE THAT WAS SOPPOSED TO BE HERE WAS REMOVED FOR BEING TO GRAPHIC FOR PEOPLES UNDER THE AGE OF SIXTEEN-Raimundo cried after he got his clothes back on and went into his room. He lied down on the thin matt, still crying, and hungry for doin' it with a girl.
A(/N:) Yup. Did you like it? Please, review!