Chapter 1: A Shinigami Must Do What A Shinigami Must Do

Hello, My name is Ryuk and I am a shinigami or for those of you who are just plain old slow a "god of death". I got very bored so I decided to write about my experience with that stupid Light Yagami. Every time I turn around he was always killing someone. Nobody kills that much. Too bad he can't go to hell. Oh well.

One day, I happened to be on the internet. I wasn't looking for anything in particular and that's a good thing. Actually I was waiting for Light to get home and he was taking too long. So while I was sitting there looking stupid an apple popped on the screen and I wanted it. It looked so juicy and red. I wanted it… I wanted it bad. So I started to scream APPLES! APPLES!

I nearly broke the screen trying to get that damn computer generated apple. Man oh man was I mad as hell. So then I started doing these weird twist and turns you know something you humans can't do and BANG! I broke Light's lamp but I didn't care I wanted that APPLE!

So I decided to pull out the death note and do something before two something and write down the computers name. You know the brand of the computer and it didn't do anything. Apparently I had a slow moment because I forgot that you can't kill a computer unless you break it.

YES! That's exactly what I will do! Break the computer and make that freak darn apple come out of that computer. Okay I'll admit I'm a little obsessive over these apples but have you ever tasted them? They are so good and the best thing about them is the taste. Ah the taste! I wish Light would hurry up and get home. He's probably out trying to get a new girlfriend.

I just don't see why this apple won't come out of this computer. So before I picked up the computer I noticed a cup of water and a bag of chips. I picked it up and threw it out the window and broke the window because it was closed. What exactly was I thinking I will never know. Oh well, I'll have better luck if there is a next time.

Oh check this out… I broke Light's TV. My bad… not! He should have put it somewhere else. The good thing is I don't have to pay for it. HA! I figured since I don't have to pay for it I didn't really have to care. I picked up the computer and pulled out of the wall. Yeah… bright idea I know. I forgot to unplug it so loose cords came flying at me. Then I remembered I still had some water on my hands. Uh-oh. AHHHHHHH! OUCH! That stuff hurt.

I flew back on the bed screaming. I thought I was light weight. I knew I should've guessed again. I broke the bed and the springs flew everywhere. This is so freakin' ridiculous it makes no sense. When I finally cooled down and looked at the computer screen to notice that the apple was gone. An the screen was broken. So then I thought someone stole my apple. Then I was about to go insane. Just then Light walked in the door. "Hello Ry…" And before he got another word out I pushed him to the ground and he stared at me. Then I smelled it… yep I sure did. The apple and Light's pee. Disgusting.

I took the apple and said thank you but as far as his reaction to seeing his room the way it was. I paid him no mind. Light was just like any other nut case always going for the easy stuff but when the hard times come he wants to run way. You can't run way now! I'll get back to you later, I must find another apple.

-Ryuk

This is my first story. I thought it was crazy but hopefully you'll like it. I'm to write something better than this. This is just a warm-up. Please fill free to review.