Fanfic
Bugs Bunny was in the wilds digging his hold when he saw a new foe. The foe was nothing like Elmer or Yosemite, as it was not even human. Instead, it was a mean spirited, 14 foot tall, anthropomorphic battle flag.
Bugs: "Eehhh, what up doc!"""
Flag: "Die you Yankee Jew!""
Bugs then ran from the flag as usual, dodging bullets. He knew many tricks to stop the literal hate symbol in its tracks. His first plan was to plant a stick of dynamite behind a tree with a poster of Jessica Simpson on it.
The flag, screaming about Yankees, kept running and shooting. It then had its eyes bulge out when they saw the failed, right wing, pop star's picture on it. Bugs then threw the dynamite and then the flag was blackened.
Bugs: "heheheeh, ain't I a stinker!"
The next plan against the flag was to take it to a Civil War battle site where the North won the battle and lecture the bigoted flag.
Bugs: "The North won the war, and I can teach out how they did."
Flag: "The Yankees lied, freed the "n-words", and burned down plantations.I learned that from Gone with the Wind and my heroes Ted Nugent and Paula Deen."
Bugs: "Gone with the Wind is just a movie based on a book, and the Klan was horrible."
Bugs then ran from the flag, which had a gun and finds the tomb of Robert E. Lee himself.
The placard said "Lee surrendered as he was surrounded and left the public eye for his last few years."
The flag then had a heart attack because he learned his idol accepted defeat on lenient terms, and then Bugs took the flag to a hospital. A team of black doctors then treated the flag.
The flag was screaming in agony and kept using racial slurs at the doctors as Bugs stood back and watched.
The End.