I made this as a joke, but it turned out funny
The Cucco Overlord
Throughout the years in Hyrule There have been several heroes and evils. Ganondorf the demon king, Vaati the wind sorcerer, The dark interlopers. However there was one evil working behind the scenes. where there were heroes and villains there was also this dark power. this power new himself as the cucco overlord. born in termina, the cucco overlord had always searched for power. he was already powerful to be sure. legions of cuccos stood at his command. cuccos, the bird that was infamous in hyrule as the unkillable beast. the greatest of all foes. The cucco overlord had a plan. he was to collect power. there came a day when the cucco overlord chose to awaken his true power. he sent his plan into action. a legion of cuccos were sent to hyrule town, to collect a certain artifact. a hat that grants wishes, the minish cap. The cuccos were sent to collect the minish cap. it wasn't easy as a villain known as Vaati had just caused mass havoc. however. the cucco overlord had plans for him as well. The cucco overlord had done dealings with Vaati. revival, along with new life, Vaati was to serve the cucco overlord.
"I can." vaati told him. "but im going to get some help of my own." Vaati had a certain man in mind. as Vaati set out to get his special job done.
"I was wonderin when you'd show up." The man Vaati spoke with was quite on odd chap.
"Tingle." Vaati didn't say anything else
"heard you got your butt kicked by that green bean."
"heard you were doin buisness with him."
"I do what I need to do to get what I need."
"you think your gonna become a fairy like that?" tingle looked hurt.
"you don't judge my hobbies I won't judge yours geeze" there was bitterness in tingles voice
"Yeah yeah calm down look we got a new job to do."
"does it pay?
"tons"
"im in" tingle's eyes changed to gain eagerness.
Vaati and tingle had no time gaining the minish cap. Vaati had the power of winds, and tingle was a timelord, who traveled through the ages with his indigo pocketwatch. the cucco overlord began to favor these agents of his. "by the way we met some lady, anju I think it was. she a friend of yourse?" tingle seemed to had no problem asking the cucco overlord about his personal life. as it turns out anju was known as the cucco queen. faithful wife of the cucco overlord. the cucco overlord then handed the two a new list of requests. items that he wanted for power.
wind waker
majora's mask
fierce diety's mask
fused shadow
Triforce
ocarina of time
"the triforce aint somethin you just hide under your jacket" vaati told the cuco overlord.
"that one's for later" the cuco overlrod explained. "you can use the power you gain to collect it but I expect all these items in my hands. I'll know if you hide anything" the cucco overlords last words rang in vaati's mind as he set out with tingle
"where to?" his partner asked "and when?" tingle fiddled with his pokcet watch.
"I have a plan" vaati explained. if they took the objects before they became famouse. it would be easy "the sky era" vaati said. "near the creation of the ocarina of time"
the duo took themselves just there. they peered into a room in hyrule castle. to mustachioed men were working diligently at a table.
"what're you fan boys up to?" vaati spun around to face the voice a red haired man stood in front of them. "if you wanna met the composer brothers just ask man." vaati swallowed his pride right there.
"I'm a huge fanboy. I just love there.. music?"
"yeah theyre popular. I'll introduce you to em. im the head architect of castle town. I know people"
Once they were inside they were very close to powerful magic.
"this is our workshop. we've been working on the power of music to alter nature." the older brother, introduced as sharp. a short man dressed in red explained most of their project "my brother flat and I have created several magical instruments that have different effects of nature. the ocarina of time here. the ocarina of wind, the flute, and the wind waker, to conduct. we've immitated some of the magic found in the godees harp. " flat showed of a golden harp as flat displayed his table of instruments.
"got a plan?" tingle whispered
"go!" vaati scrambled taking as many insturments as he could. tingl grabbed the goddes harp and ocarina of time. vaati took the wind waker and ocarina of threw himself atop the two and timgle frantically pushed some ubttons on his pocketwatch.
"what are you doing?!" vaati couldn't tell if it came from sharp or flat. tingle said his magic words in superspeed
"kooloh Limpah!" in a flash the two. no, three were gone. as vaati and tingle fell into saltwater groose came tumbling after them.