It was a beautiful Saturday and Lincoln couldn't wait to have another glorious weekend hanging with Clyderelish and being a capitalist pigdog.
After a few minutes of stretching, he got out of his bed to use the bathroom. But to his dismay, there was a huge-ass line. He groaned in frustration as this was the norm of the Loud House. After fifteen minutes of waiting, he was almost at the front of the line.
However, just as he was about to relish his victory, he realised he forgot his toothbrush. At the speed of light he grabbed his toothbrush off his dresser and rushed back to his spot only to see another big ass line waiting for him. Lincoln tried to convince Luna, who took his spot, to give him back his spot.
"Sorry bro, it's MY spot now."
"Can't we share it? Can't it be OUR spot?"
"Ew, no."
Lincoln screamed in frustration. and things weren't better at breakfast. Lincoln wanted to get the last bite of Choco Puffs, but Lori got to it first. He pleaded with her desperately.
"Can't we SHARE it?"
"No, it's MINE."
And while staring Lincoln in the eyes, she chugged the last bit of those crunchy, chocolate puffs.
This shattered Lincoln's heart but did not break his resolve. Later that day he saw Lynn playing video games and it DID look fun.
"Can I play with you? There's an extra controller."
"No, Lincoln. This game is one player."
"Can't we SHARE-"
"No."
This was the last blow, it became apparent that his entire family is selfish capitalist pigdogs the care only about themselves. He now knows what he must do.
Later that day...
Lori was minding her own business texting her "booboo bear" when she heard what sounds like a mob outside. She looked out the curtains and saw Lincoln holding what looks like the Soviet Union flag chanting the Soviet anthem. It seems he been doing this for hours.
"Nay capitalism, Yay socialism!"
People just ignored him and walked by but one guy just came out nowhere with an American flag shouting "Stars and Stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up!" Lincoln proceeded to argue with the guy saying communism was better and they argued until dusk came and they both went home to their respected homes.
Lori called a sister meeting later that night. "Girls we got a problem with Lincoln."
"Besides the fact Lincoln has been jerking off to pictures of Stalin and Mao and been building a gulag in our basement, I dont see why this meeting is need." chimed Lisa. However Lori's flare made her back off.
"Anyway-" she was interrupted by a loud knocking.