Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other anime, T.V. show, movie or book characters, worlds, or creatures unless I created them! My characters ( Lia) and weapons ( BladeRifle) are my own and I own them so no one can use them without my permission! But I'm likely to give it. Oh and anything appearing in these ** is spoken by the Narrator. Otherwise things might not make much sense.
WHEN ELVES PILOT GUNDAMS.
Legolas: WHOO-HOO! Take that, ugly looking orc peoples.
Some orc: BLEAGIHRHIABK!! (Die stupid elven man!)
Lia: Hey now! What's going on here?! *holds out remote and presses pause*
Legolas: Gee, thanks. I needed a breather.
Lia: All right people what is going on?!
Legolas: I found this giant Ent-type thing back there in Mirkwood and decided to use it to stop the Orcs. Was that wrong of me?
Lia: Oy vei...Legolas, did it look anything like this? *holds out a picture of Nataku*
Legolas: Yeah actually it does. See? *shows Lia*
Lia: WUFEI!!! *screams at the top of her lungs Legolas and orcs cover ears*
Wufei: Yeah? Lia: We found your...LEGOLASGETBACKHERE!!! *Legolas has taken off in Wufei's Gundam and is relentlessly blasting orcs, trolls, and an occasional Balrog*
Legolas: What the.! It has no sword! No shield, no arrows, no type of warrior is this?! *seeing a giant tree and long LONG rope Legolas fashions a gigantic bow and equips Nataku with it. He then sits down and makes a bunch of arrows to fit in the quiver he has strung over Nataku's back*
Wufei: Nataku, I feel your shame...INJUSTICE!!!
Lia: Wufei, calm down. Let Legolas just...do his thing. *Legolas has now fashioned a super large elven tunic and fitted it to Nataku's frame*
Lia: Isn't it wonderful? Fanfiction magic. Make a tunic big enough to cover my school in five seconds flat, along with bow, quiver and arrows to equip Jack's best friend.
Wufei: Lia, get a grip.
Lia: Huh? Sorry. It's hard being a character and authoress at the same time.
Wufei: Whatever. Just get Nataku out of the hands of that lunatic.
Lia: NO LEGOLAS!!! DON'T BLOW UP...Isengard.
Wufei: He needs to learn how to aim.
Lia: NO DUH! *ducks blaster fire*
Wufei: Um, who are these guys?
Lia: Star-troopers who do not belong in this fic! *All the orcs mob the Troopers and soon all that's left are a few...helmets.*
Lia: Now, see, this isn't right. *shows that head is still inside one helmet*
Wufei: Injustice.
Legolas: WHOO-HOO!! I GOT DA HANG OF IT NOW...or not. *Gondor blows up*
Lia: Now why'd you do that! *uses remote and rewinds*
Lia: GET OUTTA DERE ARAGORN!!!!
Aragorn: Gotcha. *runs* *Gondor blows up*
Wufei: WE NEED TO STOP HIM!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!
Lia: Oy vei...I know, Wufei.
Gimli: Help Lia! Legolas just blew up the Mines of Moria.
Lia: Y'know, did you ever think that maybe that place could be jinxed.
Gimli: *Heero-style death-glare*
Lia: I didn't say anything.
Elrond: LEGOLAS IS OUT OF CONTROL AND HEADING TO RIVENDELL!!!
Lia: Okay, now I'm ticked. Wufei, get me Sandrock. Quatre won't mind. I'm going after him.
Wufei: Be back in ten.
Elrond: What will you do?
Lia: *grimly* stop him, anyway I can.
Elrond: *gulp*
Gimli: Look, I don't like elves and all, but try not to kill him.
Frodo: AHHHHH!!!!
Galadriel: No Frodo! Come back! It's only a wedding ring.
Elrond: *sweatdrop*
Gandalf: Um, what's going on?
Lia: Legolas got a hold of a Gundam and he's blowing up Middle-Earth.
Wufei: I got Sandrock.
Lia: I be back soon. *blasts off in Sandrock following Legolas's trail of destruction*
Galadriel: Frodo, please. You don't have to wear it if you don't want to. F
rodo: Well, I don't, so take it away.
Elrond: YEEHAW!!
Wufei: That sounded way too much like Legolas for my comfort. *Elrond appears, piloting Deathscythe Hell Custom*
Lia: eep.
Gimli: Hey, aren't you supposed to be stopping Leggy?
Lia: I am ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS! EVERYWHERE AM I!!! *really cool echo effect*
Lia: Okay, I go back now.
Elrond: This thing rocks!
Wufei: Elrond, please get out of the mobile suit.
Elrond: Nuh-uh. Let's go beat up Sauron!
Gimli: We already did!
Frodo: *still running from Galdariel* Keep it away from me! AAHHHHHH!!!!!
Galadriel: *sweatdrop*
Elrond: Lookit this! *blows up the side of Caradras* hee hee.^_^
Wufei: SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!
Powerpuff girls: Here we come to save the d- x_X
Elrond: Oops. I didn't do it.*whistles*
Everyone: YAY ELROND!!!
Medabee and Icky: We'll stop him...whoa, that's one big Medabot!
Medabee: Get ready for a Medabee bop- x_X
Everyone but Icky: YAY ELROND!!!!
Elrond: I didn't do it.
Icky: NOOOO!!! MEDABEE GOT BLOWN UP!!!! *Icky explodes*
Everyone: YAY ELROND!!!!
Elrond: I didn't frigging do it!
Everyone: Then who did?
Elrond: Umm, I think it was him.*points other elf now piloting Heavyarms*
Lia: WHAT!!! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!.
Trowa: ...
Lia: Yes I know, Trowa. We'll get him .
Gimli: what's going on with you and Legolas anyway?
Lia:It's not going good...for me.
Everyone: *groan*
Lavitz: Come on everyone, let's have some fun. Chin up. Let's sing "I love y-" *hole appears in his forehead*
Lia: *blows smoke from her BladeRifle, a cross between a sword and a gun.* I hate that song.*disappears*
Gimli: Where'd she go!?
Galadriel: Come on, Frodo! It is just a friggin normal ring made from friggin normal gold! Argh, this isn't working. *reaches down and makes a huge rip in her skirt, then binds it up around her waist, revealing incredibly nice legs. All the men turn their heads* FRODO GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID HOBBIT!...I'll never catch him now. He must be halfway to the Shire by now...waitaminute. *sees...uh oh...LIA GET BACK HERE QUICK!!!!*
Lia: What?
Narrator: Galadriel's about to use Wing Zero Custom to catch up to Frodo, and she has no clue how to pilot the thing.
Lia: I am gonna kill these elves, I swear...kisama.
Galadriel: Now how does this open.
Lia: Galadriel step away from the Gundam or I'll blow your head off.
Galadriel: Okay. Geez. Touchy touchy. I'll just have to run the old- fashioned way, I guess. *sticks out her tongue at Lia and runs after Frodo* It's only a ring Frodo! No evil runes here!
Frodo: Oh really! Then why does it say, "Together forever we'll be"?
Everyone: Oh burn and a HALF!!
Galadriel: GRRRR!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!
Wufei: Since when does an elven queen know Japanese?.
Trowa: ...
Wufei: You're right. As usual.
Lia: Okay, I really have to go stop Legolas now. He's about to destroy the entire Digital world!
Everyone: *groan*
Lia: SO anyone touches a Gundam they die, no questions asked, got it?
Everyone: *nods*