Welcome to SmartTranslate, a collaboration between Bookwormswillruletheworld and me!
What is SmartTranslate, you ask? It's a bunch of one-shots where we basically translate songs into a dialect of English known as Smart, which is a language people both know and don't know at the same time.
Disclaimer: Do You Want to Build a Snowman is from the movie Frozen, so please don't sue me.
I dare you to sing this to your friends and watch them go "What?" Someone actually told me "No, I will not help you build a bomb."
And without further ado, here it is!
Would it be in accordance with your desires to assist me in creating a structure in the general shape of a human male crafted entirely out of miniscule frozen particles of hydrogen oxide?
Come, let us go and engage in activities that happen to stimulate dopamine, resulting in an emotion known as joy.
For reasons as of yet unknown to me, my eyes have not been graced with your presence in times recently passed.
I implore you to lift the latch of the barricade keeping us apart and step foot outside your designated quarters.
I have a peculiar feeling that you are no longer in the vicinity, though this is most likely a simple figment of my imagination.
The two of us were very well-acquainted at one point; however, that bond has since dissolved out of existence.
One wishes that you would verbally express the reasoning behind your actions.
Would it be in accordance with your desires to assist me in creating a structure in the general shape of a human male crafted entirely out of miniscule frozen particles of hydrogen oxide?
There is no reason that it necessarily has to be a structure in the general shape of a human male crafted entirely out of miniscule frozen particles of hydrogen oxide.
Would it be in accordance with your desires to assist me in creating a structure in the general shape of a human male crafted entirely out of miniscule frozen particles of hydrogen oxide?
Or would it be more to your liking to engage in a sport involving turning the pedals on a wheeled vehicle known as a bicycle around the hallways of our abode?
It is my humble opinion that I require some company, namely you, for it is extremely overdue. I have begun displaying signs of insanity, by conversing quite unnaturally with the images on the walls.
I am experiencing a complex known as loneliness, with all these vacant spaces, simply watching as the time elapses.
I beg of you, dear sister, for I am aware of the fact that you are truly present in the vicinity.
The general public of homo sapiens has been inquiring as to your whereabouts.
These people state that I should have courage, and I am attempting to do so. I am present here to provide support for you, should you need any.
Simply allow me into your designated quarters.
We have no one but each other.
There is no one left but you and I.
What can be planned for us?
Would it be in accordance with your desires to assist me in creating a structure in the general shape of a human male crafted entirely out of miniscule frozen particles of hydrogen oxide?