February, 2003
I and Iraq walked away in the street. We saw the sky, and I asked Iraq:
"Did you think someday Saddam Hussein will die?"
Iraq smiled: "Saddam Hussein will not die under America, if you appear." and went away. But behind this, I did help America. So I walked too, and waited that day.
At night...
"Hi America!" I said.
"Hello, Ivan Braginsky." He repeated too.
"I had something... really special about that. I have sold to Iraq some weapons." I answered.
"Well, tell me about those weapons." United States, alongs with England, talked too. And we began to discussion about that. Then...
United States of America: Awesome! Today, Iraq will die! Thanks for your help, Russian Federation!
Me: No problem.
And Alfred F. Jones, Arthur Kirkland, with Australia and Poland, prepared a plan to attack. Then, they came to meet George Walker Bush, and told about Putin's help. Bush agreed, and he said:
"If Russia were to help us, then let us proceed. Then lie that Russia was opposed to the invasion of us."
...
March, 2003
With the secret help from me, United States and England/UK began to attack Saddam Hussein. I had told all about the defensive lines for them, so they very easily to attack. Saddam were too confident about my help, so he couldn't realize that I did kill him.
Iraq: What the...?
I made surprise for him. Because Iraq and Saddam didn't believe that, they very shocked. Then they ordered all Iraqi troops in their land fight back. But England and United States of America laughed:
"Forgive it, Iraq! YOU'LL BE DOWNED!"
April, 2003
Iraq called to me that he needs help from me. I, Russia answered:
"Iraq, you will see. I'll help you, and Vladimir Putin always belongs with you."
And Iraq smiled. But in Moscow, I told to Putin collect all Saddam's members. Then I shared to America and England, but kept secret. Then George W. Bush declared:
"Today, we shall win in Iraq! All men who has fought in Iraq will bring freedom, democratic to this dictator nation!"
Saddam Hussein then called help from Syria and another nations. But I stood here, watched the war. Saddam and Iraq kept fighting... until 1 May, 2003.
May, 2003
Iraq lost all the war against the allies, led by America, England, Australia and Poland. And like Bush said, they lied all about me, but secretly shared rewards with me.
United States of America: Good job, Russia! Nobody know this!
Me: Of course I am Russia!
England: Believe me! If we keep acting like this, the American-Russian-NATO Alliance shall be set up.
Me: Agree.
That was the first story about my secret. Poor Saddam, because in 2006, The Iraqi Government and the United States had hanged him. Iraq had to understand I fooled him, but too late to fix. I'd gained a lot of money for that.