Lara Adventures
Lara Croft was a rich British archaeologist and adventurer who had very nice big boobs.
She had guns and short shorts and a belt. She had a long braid which was pretty.
She likes raiding tombs.
She was not Angelina Jolie.
She was one day exploring through the Tomb of Tihocan.
She jumped over ledges and avoided the spikes and swinging blades.
Health packs were hidden behind rocks. She reached down awkwardly and collected them.
Lara ran through the tunnels.
Bats attacked. She shots all the bats with her guns.
The bats died.
Poor bats!
Lara laughed. She kept running. But then there were wolves.
The wolves tried to eat her. She lost her balance when they jumped at her and barked.
She fell on some spikes in a pit.
The spikes went into her vagina.
Ouch!
Lara died painfully.
The wolves laughed at her.
Then they ran away.
She had to reload the game from a previous save point.
She was mad.
The end!