Goth Quatre Poems
By: Mal
Disclaimer: Don't Own Gundam Wing or any various animes mentioned
Authors note: Quatre isn't my favorite pilot*duo is* but he could so be Goth.
FYI: They are not suppose to rhyme and they are written as if Quatre is saying it
Duo; the Hell sent Moron By: Master Quatre
Duo Maxwell, Destroyer of Souls and Sanity. That Evil Braid looms in the back of my mind every time the brainless dimwit is mentioned.
How he is so easily amused & has the attention span of a squirrel. How it takes so long for the light bulb to go on entertains me. I assume the light bulb short circuited along time ago.
Duo Maxwell; the Mischievous Hell sent moron, always a pain in some ones ass. And it's as if he enjoys Wufei chasing him with a kantana threatening to slice his infuriating head in two.
He has consumed more caffeine than a crack monkey. He has in addition scared away the mail man every day by barking like the beast he is. That would be the explanation of why we live in sheer darkness because we can't pay the electric bill if Duo doesn't stop attacking every pedestrian he comes in contact with.
His new dwelling place can be found in the basement where he cannot come in contact with any intelligent life. He seems to have made acquaintances in his new World. He talks to the squirrels that have made their nest there and acts as if they converse back. I believe he has at last found his own kind.
My conclusion; Duo Maxwell is the Hell sent moron.
Relena Peacecrap By: Master Quatre
Relena Peacecrap. How can one yap so much? She surely must posses as much money as Bill Gates other wise she wouldn't own a pink limo. How I despise that pink limo. It destroys me.
Disclaimer: Don't Own Gundam Wing or any various animes mentioned
Authors note: Quatre isn't my favorite pilot*duo is* but he could so be Goth.
FYI: They are not suppose to rhyme and they are written as if Quatre is saying it
Duo; the Hell sent Moron By: Master Quatre
Duo Maxwell, Destroyer of Souls and Sanity. That Evil Braid looms in the back of my mind every time the brainless dimwit is mentioned.
How he is so easily amused & has the attention span of a squirrel. How it takes so long for the light bulb to go on entertains me. I assume the light bulb short circuited along time ago.
Duo Maxwell; the Mischievous Hell sent moron, always a pain in some ones ass. And it's as if he enjoys Wufei chasing him with a kantana threatening to slice his infuriating head in two.
He has consumed more caffeine than a crack monkey. He has in addition scared away the mail man every day by barking like the beast he is. That would be the explanation of why we live in sheer darkness because we can't pay the electric bill if Duo doesn't stop attacking every pedestrian he comes in contact with.
His new dwelling place can be found in the basement where he cannot come in contact with any intelligent life. He seems to have made acquaintances in his new World. He talks to the squirrels that have made their nest there and acts as if they converse back. I believe he has at last found his own kind.
My conclusion; Duo Maxwell is the Hell sent moron.
Relena Peacecrap By: Master Quatre
Relena Peacecrap. How can one yap so much? She surely must posses as much money as Bill Gates other wise she wouldn't own a pink limo. How I despise that pink limo. It destroys me.