Naruto found himself running from the Konoha villagers again. Only, this time, he was twenty years old.

"Oh come on! I've stopped three invasions, killed Orochimaru, brought back the Uchiha and even killed two gods. Cut me some slack here!" He shouted at his pursuers.

"Shut up demon! We know it's all a ruse! You're just waiting for the opportune moment to kill us all!"

"Ah, yes, very clever. You've seen through my ingenious plan." Naruto deadpanned.

"See, you even admit it!"

"Seriously? You're honestly telling me you never heard of sarcasm?"

"Kill him before he poisons us with it!"

"Oh come on…" He was consumed by a bright blue light, before disappearing.

"Yes!"

"We finally did it!"

"We're heroes!"

"Hey, guys." One of the group said, making the others turn to him.

"What?"

"How are we gonna explain this to the Hokage?"

"Oh, shit!"

Jersey City, sometime within the last decade.

Coop was showing off his new car/robot to his best friend, Jamie.

"Hey Coop, what does this button do?" Jamie pointed to a big red button that had 'DO NOT PUSH!' stamped with big black letters.

"Dunno. Wanna push it?"

"Sure."

Megas fired a blue beam into the sky, shifting the winds.

"Hey, what's that?" Jamie pointed to a blue swirl in the sky.

"I have no idea. Some kind of swirly, portaly thing maybe?"

Suddenly, a whole fleet of large, green spaceships appeared in Earth's atmosphere. A squid-like head appeared on the monitor.

"So you are the primitive Earther who has my prototype? You're almost as pathetic as this backwater planet."

"Hey, who you callin' primitive you green…. squid?"

"If this is the best Earth has to offer, then this will be a lot easier than I though." The squid mumbled.

A bright beam of light shot down onto the Earth, interrupting the squid's mumbling, showing two futuristic looking mechs. One turned to Megas, and a beatuful, red-haired female face appeared on-screen.

"I am Commander Kiva Andru of the United Earth Coalition (I think that was the name, but don't take my word for it.) That prototype you are piloting was sent to this time by mistake, and I want it back. It's vital to the survival of what's left of Earth."

"You! What are you doing here?"

"Gorrath." Kiva spat the name.

"So you were the one behind the theft of my prototype. I will have your head for this in…" For the second time a bright beam, this one red instead of blue, shot the ground and a silhouette of a human appeared.

"Ok, where am I and what the hell happened?"

"Another human? How…. pathetic."

"Huh? Who said… that? Oh darn." Naruto looked up and saw the spaceships. A projection of Gorrath's face appeared in the sky. "Gah! What the hell is that ugly thing?"

"How dare you, Earth scum! I ought to rip out your eyes and shove them in a…"

"Ok, ok, I get it, no need to get so touchy. Sheesh."

"Hey, dude, up here." Naruto looked up at the blue robot and saw Coop waving at him. "Can you get up here?"

"Sure, no problem." He jumped up….. straight to the red convertible, making Gorrath's jaw drop.

"Hey, man, I'm Coop, and this is my best pal Jamie."

"Hey."

"And this is Megas, my robot."

"A pleasure. I'm Naruto. Just, uh, what the hell's a robot."

"You don't know what a robot is?" Jamie raised an eyebrow.

"Cut him some slack man, he ain't from around here."

"Oh, yeah, you don't seem very… shocked that I just popped outta nowhere."

"This is Jersey, you get used to freaky stuff."

"Um, hello, impending doom here? Oh come on Earthers, the least you can do is pay attention." Gorrath was developing a tick mark from being ignored.

"How 'bout we settle this, and iron out the details later." Naruto suggested.

"Sounds good to me." Coop revved up the engine.

"Three against a whole army. That hardly seems fair." Kiva commented.

"You're right." Coop pressed a button and Megas slammed the other mech, blowing it up. "Now it's fair. Alright Squid, you came to my planet, and now you wanna conquer it. Not gonna happen, man."

Megas charged into one of the mechs that landed sometime during the introduction. It decked one in the head, disabling it, while shooting another with a rocket. It flew on, smashing and shooting it's way through the other robots.

"I'm bored." Naruto mumbled from the back seat.

"But, but…. There's carnage, y'know?" Coop stumbled.

"Yeah….. But I'm not the one fighting, now am I?"

"Then, go take a stroll, or something."

"As a matter of fact, I think I will." Said Naruto opening the door.

"I didn't mean that…" Naruto jumped out of the car, lading on one of the green robots, and created a Rasengan, obliterating the thing's head. "Holy shit."

"Wow." Kiva muttered from her own mech, not noticing one right behind her, getting ready to rip her in half. He was met with a dragon-like stream of fire, coming out from Naruto's mouth.

"Come on!" He jumped to another one, blowing it up too. "Give me a challenge!"

"Very well, Earther, you asked for it. Send out the UMD."

Parts fell from the station, shaping and reshaping, forming a giant green mech.

"You guys seriously need to think about some other colors." Naruto muttered, somehow back in Megas before anyone noticed.

"You're one to talk. The only thing you're wearing is orange."

"Hey, lady, be nice. I didn't really have much choice in the matter."

"I have a name, prehistoric, and I would prefer you use it."

"Whatever lady. Oh, look, it assembled."

"We have fought that thing before. It cannot be defeated." Kiva said.

"Well no wonder you guys lost with that kind of attitude."

"So, what do you say now, Earth scum. In this mech, I cannot be defeated." Gorrath boasted.

"Well us Earth scum have a saying. The bigger they are…" Coop started, before being interrupted by Naruto.

"The more fun they are to take down."

"Not what I was gonna say, but it'll do. Now let's…." The UMD hit Megas with its finger, launching it several hundred yards. "Guess I'll have to break out the big guns for this." Coop punched a button labeled 'Da Big Guns'. Megas' chest opened, showing a really big rocket. Coop punched another button and fired the thing. As the rocked reached the Glorft Commander, he knocked it off of its course and into the sky.

"That was extremely pathetic Earth scum. Now I will…" He was hit by a satellite that had the rocked Coop fired embedded in its shell. The head of the UMD detached, bringing Gorrath back to his fleet.

"Retreat to known space. We will deal with these Earthers after we attend to some repairs and call in reinforcements."

'I'm afraid we can't do that, sir."

'What? What do you mean?"

"We are stranded here sir, until we get the time core from the prototype."

"Ghaaa!"

"Well, that went well." Coop said as he, Jamie, Kiva and Naruto watched the Glorft leave."

"Speak for yourself. All I wanted was my prototype back, and now I'm stuck here with two cavemen and a prehistoric until I can repair the time core."

"Oh relax, Red. Who knows, you might even like it here." Naruto said as he leaned on the hood of the car, eyes shut and his arms behind his head.