Hey, guys! It's me back with another new story! xD As seen in the summary, Quanktumspirit and I started a collaboration! :D Similarly to my When Universes Collide story with VibeQuake, we will be taking turns writing every other chapter. Differently, however, is that I will actually be writing all of the even chapters while Quanktumspirit writes the odds. Also, the current title for the story is NOT permanent; we're simply making this the title until we come up with something better.
One more thing: if you haven't checked out any of Quanktumspirit's stories yet, you should :D
Quanktumspirit: "Please review. My collaboration with Nightflame203."
It was a lovely day in Danville. At an abandoned home, a few men and women, part of an organization, were meeting up to discuss their latest ideas.
The smallest member of the group, Dr. Diminutive, straight away walked up to the podium, holding inside a box a small, terrified cat. The other L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. members raised their heads and looked at the mad doctor with confusion.
"What is your plan this time, Dr. Diminutive?" Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz asked him, not seeming to be too interested.
"Well, guys, you all kow we are constantly beaten by O.W.C.A's animals none-stop. May it be frogs, rhinos, or even platypi," Dr. Diminutive began. "Well... What if we capture our own wild animals and make them even more vicious, smarter, crueler and have them take out the O.W.C.A. animals?" Dr. Diminutive suggested, grinning evilly.
But Prof. Mystery sighed and rubbed his tired eyes through his black mask. "What is the point? The O.W.C.A. will just find the animals, domesticate them back to normal, and then blow the facility up anyway. Plan failed."
"Not if they can't stop the animals," Dr. Diminutive argued. "The newer animals will be smarter, faster, stronger, and more interested in fighting than the O.W.C.A. agents. That way we can throw any animal at the O.W.C.A, and their own agents will be overrun with the wild animals of our organization," he continued.
But, still, the other L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. members shook their heads. Dr. Diminutive growled under his breath and left the hideout."Fine! I'll do it myself and taste the victory over defeating the O.W.C.A. and taking over the world by myself!" he snapped.
The other L.O.V.M.U.F.F.I.N. members shook their heads again and continued discussing ways to trap nemeses, create inators, and how to ultimately take over the world. After 2 hours, the meeting was over, and everyone left back to their homes to work on their next inators, traps, all while trying to forget what Dr. Diminutive had said.
(…..)
Dr. Diminutive growled under his breath as he got home. His house robot, John opened the door. "Good evening, Sir Diminutive; how was the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. meeting this time?"
Dr. Diminutive rubbed his tired eyes. "Frustrating. They didn't even consider the oportunity with my grand plan and just said a strict 'NO' to it."
"So, what's the next stage, sir?" the robot asked.
Dr. Diminutive picked a cup of tea up and walked to his window in his home. He stared angrily out towards the rising sun. "Tomorrow, robot, we will build the plan up anyway. And take any wild or stray animal captive to work in our very organization. I even got a new name for it: Mr Fox corporation. We will teach those wild animals about lying, manipulating, etiquette, and charming. Once we have enough agents on our side we track down which O.W.C.A. agents we want to focus on. And then take one out after the next. Until O.W.C.A. is standing completely defenseless there," Dr Diminuative said, smirking.
(…..)
The next day, Dr. Diminutive set his plan into motion. During a trip through the entire Danville Area he found one wild animal after the next: foxes, badgers, dogs, cats, birds, and so on. After he'd been bitten, clawed, hissed, spat at, and many other things multiple times, Dr. Diminutive managed to bring all two thousand animals to his old barn and hide them there.
He placed an animal translator into his ear to understand what the animals were saying, and into his mouth a second clip, so he could explain himself to all the wild animals. Immediately came a chorus of, "Why are we here?", "What's going on?", When's dinner?", "Hey, baby, would you like to go on a hunt some time, sweetheart?", "Keep your filthy wolf's nose out of my pure fox life, you mutt!", "Help a crazy vet is looking at us!", and more.
"QUIET!" Dr. Diminutive screamed as loudly as he could to silence all the animals. In a flash all two thousand animals were silent and looked over to Dr. Diminutive. The doctor nodded his head. "Good. Welcome, 'friends', to the-"
"I don't remember making him my friend!" The animals began snapping again.
"I wanna go home," said a second one.
"I'm still hungry!" snapped a third.
"QUIET!" Dr. Diminutive had to scream again. "IF YOU WON'T ALL BE QUIET IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOU STUFFED AND PLACED INTO A MUSEUM, YOU ANIMALS!"
In an instant it was dead quiet. Dr. Diminutive rubbed over his head with a headache coming up. "Thank you. Now here's the plan. All of you will learn to behave like a domesticated animal. That means you will obey comands, work on the plans I come up with, and take out the O.W.C.A. agents, one by one," Dr. Diminutive explained.
A fox raised her paw up in confusion. "What's O.W.C.A, sir?"
"The O.W.C.A. is our enemies. They take various animals captive, domesticate them even worse, drive their instincts out of them, and then attack me and my old organization called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. But with the right training, you can take all of the agents there out. And stop the O.W.C.A. once and for all," Dr. Diminutive explained, grinning.
"Okay, and what are we called?" a wild cat asked.
Dr Diminuative smiled. "Our organization will be known under the name: Mr. Fox."
All the animals nodded their heads, agreeing it was a grand idea. Dr. Diminutive smiled and began his training with all the animals.
One by one, they were understanding the human world more and more. And, one by one, they were shaping to become more inteligent, faster, and braver than before.
(…..)
At the Organisation Without a Cool Acronym, Perry the Platypus was currently working on a report for Major Monogram. As he was typing out the next paragraph, he suddenly heared someone screaming his name. "PERRY! PERRY, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Perry blinked and shut his computer down quickly. He looked outside and saw his best friend Pinky the Chihuahua screaming for him.
"Pinky, calm down, what's wrong? Where's the fire?" Perry asked, smirking.
Pinky smiled back and grabbed Perry by his paw. "At your house, Perry. Your mate Rosetta has just run up and said that your two eggs are hatching right this minute! You should be going home right now!"
Perry's face lit up, he snatched his collar, turned off his computer and then raced back out to his friend. "Pinky, please tell Major Monogram that I am away on an emergency. I'm going to be a father!" Perry screamed and smiled as he left the O.W.C.A. Pinky chuckled and granted Perry that request.
(…)
Perry raced from the O.W.C.A. back home. As he reached the converted garage he and his mate had worked on together, he opened the door and walked quietly inside, making sure not to disturb his mate or any of his new children.
"Perry, is that you?" his mate called out.
Perry smiled and walked up to a peach-colored platypus. He kissed her and smiled. "I got back as soon as I received the call, Rosetta. How are they?" Perry asked his mate, beaming.
Rosetta smiled and kissed him. "The two kids are fine. Everything worked out well. Come and look."
Perry walked up to where Rosetta had hidden the two newly born pups. Despite only being about half an hour old their coats were slowly growing. Perry felt tears falling from his eyes. "Do you want to know the kids' names and genders, darling?" Rosetta asked her mate.
Perry nodded while still trying and failing to stop crying. Rosetta picked the first pup up and carefully placed it into her mate's paws.
"This was the first born pup. And it's a boy. So how about Alexander?" Rosetta suggested.
Perry smiled and nodded his head, "Sure! Hi, Alex the Platypus. And I take it the peach coloured pup was the second?"
Rosetta smiled and nodded her head. "Yep. Any ideas for his name?"
"Leonardo," Perry said immediately.
"Leo, Perry? Ah, for bravery, correct?" Rosetta asked.
Perry nodded his head. Rosetta beamd and hugged her two children. Perry also smiled and stoked his kids' little heads. He now had a happy family.
But little did Perry and Rosetta know... Both Leo and Alex were going to have the greatest adventure in the family's lives ever.
Quanktumspirit: "Please review."
Alright, I'm sticking the disclaimers at the end of each chapter again xD QUANKTUMSPIRIT AND I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB. ANY CHARACTERS YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE ARE PROBABLY OUR SHARED CHARACTERS.