Just another crazy parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Feanor the slaying elf,
Had three shiny Silmarils,
And if you try to take them,
You will be the one he kills.
And so all of the Teleri,
Built their ships and kept away,
They never thought Feanorians,
Would come and go slay, slay.
Then one foggy Valinor eve
Feanor came to say,
Teleri with your ships so fine,
I need them so they are mine.
And so the Teleri hated him,
As they died by the sea,
Feanor the slaying elf,
You'll go down in history!
Review or be slain.