Mario found himself in Bowser's castle. In a cage. With spikes. Painful spikes.
Mario sighed. He easily used his hammer and smashed the cage apart, got the axe and cut the floor, making Bowser fall into lava. Mari already knew, blah blah blah, Dry Bowser, blah blah blah, defeating Dry Bowser, blah blah blah, Peach's cake. Bowser rose up from the lava as Dry Bowser, Mario defeated Dry Bowser, and hurried to the castle for a cake, like every day or week.
Mario ate the cake, and hurried out of the castle to tell Luigi the news. Luigi sighed. He knew he would come on the next adventure. Mario saved a slice of cake for him, but he refused. Luigi went to his room, slammed and locked the door, and sat on the bed.
Meanwhile, at Bowser's castle which is half destroyed as usual.
"Darn that Mario! How am I supposed to actually DEFEAT him? Ideas?" Bowser said.
"We could steal the Star Rod." A Goomba said.
"We already did that. How about something NEW FOR ONCE?!" Bowser said.
"We could send out the Koopalings out to destroy Mario." A Koopa said.
"We already did that. Twice." Bowser said.
"CRUSH EVERYBODY!" A Thwomp said.
"That's actually not a bad idea- wait a second, we already tried that!" Bowser said.
"I know, I know! Steal the world's color!" A Goomba said.
"Somebody else already did that to a country of fox-people, and it failed."
"We could release another villain to help us." Somebody said.
"No. That's stupid. I GOT AN IDEA! WE COULD RELEASE ANOTHER VILLAIN TO HELP US! I'm a genius!" Bowser said.
"I think I may help." A voice said, laughing seconds after. "Who the heck are you?" Bowser said. "I'm the master of dimensions, pleaser of crowds, I am... DIMENTIO!" The voice said, revealed as Dimentio. "You again?! You're gonna betray us again like you did last time." Bowser said.
"Oh, silly me, did I forget to mention, I will?" Dimentio said as a yellow and purple circle hit Bowser. Bowser then fell on the ground, not dead, but knocked out. Dimentio laughed as he formed a box around Bowser, and exploded him.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hi, guys. This story takes place not in the Super Paper Mario dimension, just Mario. The series, not game. Read, review and enjoy!