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Warning: Insanity and ridiculousness ahead!
A/N: TopazDragon requested that I post the chaotic AU my friend and I made up in which Tom and Luna have three children. But before you can meet the family as a whole, you should become acquainted with the kids. :)
The youngest is Euphemia, Euphie, for short, named after her great grandmother. She is a little Luna, but calculating like her dad, getting away with things because who would think that dotty Euphie would do such a thing? Her father eventually finds out and is secretly proud of Euphie, but does not want to disrupt his wife's idea that she has one good child.
Euphemia
It was the first day of school. Not that it concerned Euphie too much. She, only eight and a half, had no worries at the prospect of starting school for a while. Her brothers in contrast, scrambled to pack their trunks and organize their supplies. Today, the younger of her brothers would start his first year at Hogwarts. The elder would start his fourth year.
Euphemia yawned and got up out of bed. She brushed her growing blonde hair and sauntered downstairs in her pajamas. She pondered ideas for the last breakfast with her bothersome siblings and decided on bacon, scrambled eggs, and pancakes. Over the summer, Euphie's mother had taught her to cook and she decided to do something nice for her brothers considering…
A (somewhat) masculine shriek pierced the early morning in the Riddle home. Euphie acknowledged that Tommy had received his parting gift. Leeches are such misunderstood creatures, she thought as she turned on the stove. As planned, right when the clocks turned 7:00 am, the walls of the house were covered with the contents of Marv's diary.
Euphie smiled. She couldn't wait until she started school. The opportunities were endless…for learning, of course.