Never give me sugar!!! This will be the result!! Can you handle backwards off-the-wall insanity with no point whatsoever? I hope so..

One day the moon took a trip to Pluto. The

latest news reporter took a stroller on a

hopping website."The ducks! The ducks!" Ash

called. "You can look at your holiday

tomorrow," Misty offered. "I'm flying higher,

like a moose!" Brock explained. The calendars

weren't being fair. Karen and Will turned

Tracey into an egg and scrambled him. "Keep

your radio-active elephants on YOUR side of the

empire state building!" Mew shouted. "Why must I suffer in your presence?!" Lugia hollered

at the battery. Jessie licked the magical shoe.

"Can you handle that feather?" Gary challenged.

"Whoever invented levitating toasters," Ash

replied intelligently. Celebi was suddenly a

famous cheese grater. Mewtwo climbed into a

milk carton located in theaters near you.

Tsunami Shadow sent cement factories with the

characteristics of Lizzie McGuire and 10 carrot

sticks to a deranged chi pet. "I refuse to mow

your sound effect, but how about a shrimp with

uncanny abilities?" Misty called. "I have no use

for this toast!" Brock shouted impatiently. Ho- oh and The Crimson Lugia argued about who

would taste the post office first. "Satisfy the

cheese or else!" Karen threatened. Miss Misty

and DClick laughed at the chicken pot pies

while oinking on the sun. "That delicious stack

of mutant hay is extremely petty!" Pikachu

warned. James evolved into a fire truck. "What?

No more encyclopedias?" Mew sobbed. "Corn

has become illegal," Lance replied. Kitai-Shinsei

was really a washing machine in disguise. Sk8er

Grl, Kitty, and Cosmic Mewtwo repeated every

Krispy Kreme Doughnut. "To be continued."

Mewtwo said mysteriously. Melody

hyperventilated. "Yoo-hoo!" Lugia sang. "It

smells like hee-haws in here!" Meowth

announced. "Someone call the doctor! I

swallowed my trampoline again!" Ash called.

Misty and Sabrina had a tea party 2.3 times

forwards and a neopet sideways. "Egg plus

donkey equals hand sanitizer!!" Brock said

smugly. "No, high-tech satellite systems," Clair

corrected. Morty and the oranges signed a peace

treaty with Antarctica. "I never thought I'd see

the day when peacocks went duh!" Tracey

laughed. The insulted peacocks attacked Tracey.

"Heeeelllllpppppp! That pink fluffy gummi

shack is tearing down the wisdom of cheese!"

Jessie squealed in terror. "Ribbon!" Lugia

threatened. Brock did flips in outer space. "If I

dance to the beat of sugar intended sunflower

seeds, the author must change the rating!" Mew

called. Lances pancakes were building UFO's.

"That is *it!* I am *never* spying on Ash and

Misty at night again!" Melody shrieked.

"Because stinky pigs live here!" Mewtwo

shouted. The beans soon invaded, causing the

next muffin drought.

THE END!! Wahoo!! All right please review it. Any authors I included will hopefully be ok with that. Anyways, I have to go return the lost apricot to the final level of Bikiki stardust.*Sigh.* Bye bye! Insanity rules!!