Ryota:Hello everybody welcome to my first fanfic! It's a parody of Gintama's shorts "Teach us! Gintoki Sensei!" Just in the Grand Chase style "Teach us! Sieghart Sensei!"
Sieghart: I'm a TEACHER!? YES! I knew I was smarter than all the munchkins in the Chase!
Ryota: Quiet old one the story's about to start! Mari! Do the disclaimer!
Mari: Ryota does not own Grand Chase and it's contents or Gintama. If you sue him he will gladly stab you with Sieghart's many Gladius's.
Teach us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 1- The 5th day of school.
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It was the 5th day of school, which was 4 days after the 1st day, and 96 hours after the start of it. A mildly young aged looking teacher with pitch black spiked hair who apparently thought it was cool to wear a student's uniform under a long professors coat was walking through the halls of Serdin Academy. He walked into his classroom, 3-X(apparently the room number) fashionably late to see a bunch of dopey multi-colored haired students sitting in desks set across the room in rows.
"Hello poor residents of 3-X,-I mean young hopefuls in….stuff. I am your teacher Sieghart Sensei, thought all of you should've know that since it's been 4 days since the 1st day of school, which is 96 hours after the 1st day! Now to get to know me even better I shall write my name in Korean symbols on the board" Sieghart Sensei said and proceeded to do so.
"Sensei!" said a short purpled haired girl as she raised her hand. "Why must you write in Korean symbols when we end your name in "sensei" which comes from the Japanese version of teacher?" she asked.
"Shush now Arme, as if I would know blame it all on the author that is writing our every move out right now" Sieghart Sensei replied." Author! Don't get lazy and put me in really cool scenes you hear?!" he exclaimed.
"Sensei!" yelled a girl with long red hair and an egotistic-like aura as she raised her hand. "I can't see the board since Shio's horns and shaggy hair is getting in my way!" she said.
"Shio, I told you to saw those horns off and sheer off all that hair, it's bothering Elesis and all the people behind you." Sieghart Sensei said. "If you don't do it I'll cut all of it off for you.
The horned, shaggy purple-pink-whatever-the-color-of-his-hair-is with an unbuttoned shirt, boy replied coolly "I told you I can't do that they're my pride and joy, if I have any. Second of all it's not Shio, its DIO do I look like a bowl of ramen to you?! I'll rip all your hair off!" Shio, I mean Dio replied the last part angrily.
"See, even the Author calls you Shio, you sure are one rotten bowl of ramen, and button up your shirt only truly sexy people can wear it like that" Sieghart Sensei bluntly said and proceeded to write questions about Kintama on the board. Shio, I mean Dio, grumbled.
"Sensei!" called a white haired boy with azure eyes. "Elesis is banging Ronan's head on the table continuously, and beating the crap out of him" he said.
Sieghart Sensei barely turned around at this and simply said "It's a lover's feud leave them to their romantic moment Lassy" as Elesis began to pull on Ronan's ponytail, and Ronan, being the pacifist he is, just simply let her do it.
"It's not Lassy! It's just La-" Lassy *cough* I mean Lass began, but was cut off by a blonde girl with long ears. "Sieghart Sensei! I've lost my flute! What will we do about it?!" she exclaimed and promptly walked up to the front of classroom to get everyone's attention.
"Hai, no problem Lire, we'll just let you borrow someone else's until you find yours, I need one to record BGM for the classroom anyways" Sieghart Sensei said in a dull voice. "Could I borrow someone's flute? A girls if possible." He asked the class. Everybody stayed silent and some girls just shook their heads no.
"HERE! I'LL LET LIRE BORROW MINES!" a orange headed long eared boy exclaimed.
"Alright, give it here." Sieghart Sensei said with a slightly disappointed tone. Lire just stood there with a smile on her face. Since it was known that the orange haired boy named Ryan was pining after Lire, what came next came as no surprise.
"Oh Lire, oh Lire, my beautiful flower, will you be so empowered to accept my invitation to dinner?" Ryan sang.
Lire stood with a smile. Then she twitched, then her face turned into rage, and she balled her fist and punched Lire yelling" HELL NO CARROT-TOP!". The force of her punch was so strong it flung Ryan out the window. She went back into her smiling pose and sat down in her seat. Sadly, Ryan never learned to give up, no matter how many times he was rejected, beaten, and threatened by a multitude of arrows by Lire, he still pined after her.
At that time the bell rang. "Okay, class dismissed! Remember all that you learned today well everybody!" Sieghart Sensei said. "Oh yes, don't forget your new flute Lire" he added.
"No need, it was in my binder the whole time!" she said then laughed.
As the students exited the classroom one by one a silver haired boy with blood red eyes watched the bruised Ronan exit the class room and injured Ryan climb up the window and had one thought go through his head. "I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE" and ran.
Sieghart: …that's MY class?! They're so violent and ignorant! And why am I the uncaring kind of teacher!?
Ryota: Probably because you don't care for knowledge in general.
Sieghart- I guess that's a good point.
(Dio runs in)NOOOOO YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY HORNS!
Ryota- How'd you like it? Review so that I'll know how my 1st attempt went!.