Future Doo
Chapter 1: The Wacky Journey Begins
One stormy night the gang solved their hopefully last & final mystery little did they know they were unmasking a black hole. Just as soon as they catch the villain Freddie said "Gang, I think it's time we unmask this space case." They tear off the mask and scream as they get sucked into the black hole…affecting their appearance. When they get spit out of the black hole they land in a pile of dirty laundry. After they land in a pile of dirty laundry Freddie says "Eww, Shaggy is this your dirty sock?"
"Nope it's Scooby's I don't wear a size 6!" says Shaggy.
"Uh uh those are your mamma's!" says Scooby.
"Oh yeah what do you know about my mother?" says Shaggy.
"Well I know your mom is Chinese and she looks at tarot cards every night and she said that a grand piano would fall on me which it did and extremely hurt!" said Scooby.
"A grand piano that's the best you can do well I was told that I would die in a thousand years which has not happened yet and my dad beats me with a flute every night before I go to bed." said Shaggy.
Finally Freddie gets fed up with their bickering and puts both of them in clear soundproof boxes. Then Freddie says "This is not groovy man this is not groovy at all. Shaggy go take a shower you stink."
"But I don't want to take a shower!" says Shaggy.
"You are not going to take a shower." says Freddie while using mind trick.
After Freddie uses mind trick on Shaggy, Shaggy says "I am going to take a shower!"
Freddie says "Good because I was starting to get dizzy from that horrible stench."
He attempts to pass out but Daphne realizes that he is a terrible actor and says "You are terrible at acting, Freddie."
Freddie hears this rude remark from his girlfriend and says "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP I KNOW I'M TERRIBLE AT ACTING I WAS TRYING TO TRICK SHAGGY INTO TAKING A SHOWER AND IT WORKED."
Shaggy goes into his room after saying "Predacious hates showers!"
Freddie says "I HEARD THAT, SHUT UP AND GET N THE SHOWER!"
Shaggy hears them arguing and goes into his bedroom and starts blaring his Christian Death Metal CDs and says "OK Freddie I'm getting in the shower right now! Can you hear the water running?"
Freddie says "Shaggy that's not water running that's the applause from the CDs you're listening to, what do you think I am? A baboon?"
Shaggy hears this question and takes some time to think. While he is thinking, in his mind he pictures a baboon dressed up as Freddie and laughs to himself. After he is just dying of laughter he answers, "YES!"
Freddie hears his answer and goes into a full fledged run toward Shaggy saying, "PRECIOUS DOESN'T LIKE YOUR ANSWER!" When Freddie reaches Shaggy he beats the heck out of Shaggy with his epiphany staff.
Shaggy goes into his British personality and says "I'm terribly sorry Freddie, old chap, I will never call you a baboon at any time in my whole life!"
Freddie hears his apology and says "Awe, you really mean that Shaggy? Good! Just one last warning to you, if you ever call me a baboon again, I will throw you into THE LION KING and let Muffassa and his pride rip you to bits and I will be Raffiki just sitting in my tree just dying of laughter because you look so helpless against the lions, and do you want to know why?"
"Why?" asks Shaggy.
"Because the lions would have been starving for three weeks," explains Freddie.
"You're bluffing aren't you?" says Shaggy.
"I'm not bluffing. I will throw you in there," says Freddie.
Freddie throws Shaggy into THE LION KING and Shaggy gets suspended in mid air.
END OF CHAPTER
Written by texasnjg (AUTHOR) and PREDACIOUS (CO - AUTHOR)
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