Hi all,

I just wanted to say that the story progresses and gets better through out the chapters. It starts out from just a humor-based story then it advances and becomes adventure too, so don't base your thoughts on the first two or three chapters. I am aware that this plot has been terribly over done, but I think I wanted to do my take on things since I think it is a very exciting one. I'm trying to make my OC character as non mary-sueish and as realistic possible. There is nothing I hate more than unrealistic characters in term of personality traits and weaknesses (or in most cases strengths). There will also be no romance yet but I'm still undecided on that. I would really appreciate reviews and critique through out my story since it tells me what I am doing wrong and It helps me write better, thus making the story better.

Please enjoy the story because I've put a lot of effort into it.

Cheers,

Bloopidei

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"Words cannot express how much I love you Gimli " I said looking into his beautiful eyes. Everything about him was handsome , His short stubby frame, his eyes, his… sexy voice. … I then closed my eyes and reached down to give him the most passionate, breath taking kiss of my life.."I

"GROSS!!!" I screamed out loud . I then looked around my smallish room and took a breath of relief.

"Thank god that was a dream.. That was just.. Wrong.." I muttered to myself while walking to the kitchen as quietly as possible

"Out of everybody in the lord of the kings trilogy it had to be god damn Gimli… I would of settled for anyone… even lord "eyebrows of doom" Elrond" I then visibly shuddered while pouring myself some water from the tap.

Incase you dont already know I'm just a tad obsessed with LOTR.. Books, movies, posters, fan fictions. I then smirked to myself remembering the fan fiction I read the other day.. The one with the Mary Sue.

Well the author didn't state she was a Mary Sue but from the story she obviously was one, I mean who could single headedly save the whole fellowship, marry Legolas (of course with a reluctant Aragon- who wanted Miss. Mary Sue for himself ), destroy the ring of doom instead of Frodo and gather the respect and praise of middle earth.

I still even remembered a line from it.

"Her Dirty blonde hair sparkled and shone like the sun, her smile alone could cheer even a funeral." I then scowled inwardly at those stupid perfect Mary Sue's.. screw up the god dammed plot in the wrong way.

I then walked to the bathroom door and washed my face I looked at the mirror at the person who looked back at me. She had Chocolate brown wavy hair that was currently in a bed head state, tired plain green eye's with flecks of brown and lightly tanned skin.

"Maybe if I die my hair dirty blonde and had a "smile that could cheer up a funeral" I could save middle earth. It would be heaps cool to be an elf." She snickered at her own comment and imagined herself on a majestic stallion and clad in warrior amour and weapons. Hundreds if not thousands of awestruck men would stare up at her with admiration and respect "DEATH!!" And they would all cheer with her. King Eomer would be in the background sulking, scowling and looking pissed at her for stealing his lines.

I smiled at myself for getting caught up it my head again, it tends to happen more than often. I then laid down on my bed sighing "I wish I was an elf and I wish I was in middle earth.. I wish I was in an adventure away from this boring shit-hole." i sighed once again and closed my eyes "one can only dream."

Let's make things exiting , shall we? :D

I then woke up to a light breeze on my face, mom must of opened the windows.. Yes I am 19 and I still live with my parents… shut up. I have to work to stay at home, if she - wait.. Work…

"SHIT!!" I said to myself while opening my eyes and waking up. I expected to see my lord of the rings poster but instead there was a lovely tree.

"I don't have a tree in my room…" I said to no one in particular

"No shit Sherlock" my subconscious reminded me

"be quiet fool" I retorted back to my subconscious and then looked around. Trees, grass, sky, river…Did I sleep walk or something?.

But this defiantly does not look like something you would find in New York City. It couldn't be a park ,the foliage and greenery was much different.. And they didn't have a river and even if it was a park.. Where are all the people? I then looked to the floor and saw my pillow

"oh great I don't even know where the hell I am but I brought my god damned pillow so every thing's peachy!" I said while picking up my pillow and brushing off the dirt. I then realised I was still in my p-j's .

"hello!?" I said calling out to no one in particular, I then paused for a minute- no reply.

"IS ANY ONE OUT THERE!?" still no reply.

I then grumbled and soon found myself walking to well.. Err nowhere I guess. It was about two hours and I was still thinking on how i got here.

I then winced as another rock got lodged in my foot, let me tell you now it hurt like hell walking barefoot, but if I stayed near the river it wasn't that bad.

I'm hungry.

I have no Idea where I am.

My feet hurt.

"WAIT" I said to no one in particular "this is a dream" I said with confidence "maybe I should do something to wake up." I then stopped following the river and turned around into the forest. I then thought about pinching myself but that doesn't always work. I want to wake up for sure… I think a good slap will do. I then got my hand and braced myself for the slap of a lifetime. Oki-dokey then.

"One , two , SLAP!" I then slapped myself hard, So hard that I fell down from the impact of the slap.

I opened my eyes and looked around me.. Same place.

"Well done, that went well!" I then cursed my subconscious and then settled on the fact that this was defiantly not a dream because it was just to real I thought noting my grazed hands, And that I just made a total ass of myself. At least no one was watching.

"Wow that would be really humiliating." I said wiping the dirt off and then picking up my handy pillow. I then noticed a man staring at me with bewilderment on the other side of the river, and mentally slapped myself for jinxing the situation but also nearly jumped with glee for seeing another form of life then birds and weird little critters.

"Can you please help me sir!?" he then stared and me and stood up.. It seemed like he was deliberating to help me or to run for the opposite direction. I then looked at his clothes, was he like a fan of the medieval times or something? But i couldn't care less right now, any human was good in my books.

I then started to panic. This was the first actual person I've seen for hours, I'm not going to let him get away.

"Don't worry sir I'll come to your side of the river!!" I said and rushed into the cold water. Trying to walk to the other side.

Maybe a little to quickly.

The tide was too strong and it was pulling me to the right, I tried to grab a hold of something with my feet to keep myself upright . Unfortunately for me that had to be a slimy, mosey bolder. I lost my footing and was suddenly consumed by the cold water . I felt a sharp pain hit the back of my head.

Everything went dark.

Boromir

He crouched down scooped up some of the water from the river and splashed it on his face washing away the grime and dirt. He took a deep Inhale then sighed at the thought of another day of travelling to Rivendell- He didn't like being taken away from Gondor.

"Only a week left." He thought and suddenly his attention was drawn to a woman's voice speaking in a foreign tongue. He looked up too see a young woman on the opposite side of the river very odd attire. She was clearly not from these parts by not only her clothes and language . He then noticed she did not wear any shoes.. Must be a mad woman.

She then slapped herself and fell down.

He then winced "defiantly mad" he said staring at the woman in disbelief.

He then watched her talk to herself and wipe the dirt of her hands and knees. And picked up her.. Pillow?

The woman had no shoes in the wilderness yet she had a pillow? This woman was no doubt crazy. She then turned around and saw a mixed emotion on her face, embarrassment but also joy? She then called out something directed at him.

He then stood up and wondered if should could leave, orcs he could handle. But with a crazy woman he had no idea what to do. She then started making her way towards him, But only to fail half way by being taken down by the current. But she didn't return up. Boromir rolled his eyes and then dived in to the river to save her.

Stupid crazy woman.

Normal

I woke up feeling a warmth on the left side of my body, I opened my eyes and saw the sky was dark and had light pink and peach cloud's scatterd on it. Wow I was out for that long? I then groaned as I felt I dull painful throb in the back of my head.

I then hauled myself up and sat cross legged on the dirt floor. Everything was dizzy and I felt nauseous and well to put it plainly, I felt like utter shit. It took my quite a time to render my surroundings , I was in a camp next to a fire. Wow the medieval dude must of saved me. Go him.

I then saw him on the other side of the camp sitting down watching me intently. I couldn't get his face that well mainly because I was quite dizzy but I got quite a bit of his features, overall he seemed kind of a rugged looking guy that had quite a strong build and well.. he loved medieval clothes.

He then spoke to me while holding out a steaming bowl of something. I don't know if it was a bump to the head but I could understand a word he just said. "I cant be bothered to eat man, thanks for the offer though." He made a look of confusion and put the bowl down next to him. I then grabbed the pillow and - wow he also saved my pillow. Double points for medieval dude. I then giggled and showed him the pillow, like I said I couldn't see his face clearly but I'm pretty sure he smiled. I then lied down on my pillow and fell asleep again.

Boromir

He watched her fall asleep and deliberated what I should do with her. She was clearly harmless, but she seemed sane enough. He then noted her tanned skin witch was quite uncommon..where are her people? He then decided he would take her to Rivendell and lord Elrond would take her in from there. He smiled to himself and decided it was a good plan. He then put a blanket over her and decided to call it a night. It was going to be a big day, for the both of them.

I promise chapter 2 will get more exiting :)

reveiw's are nice :)