Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket. It would've lasted longer if I did.

Note: Shigure, Hatori, and Ayame are nineteen. Kureno is sixteen. Akito is fourteen. Yuki and Kyo and ten. Haru, Kagura (I'm not sure how old she actually is in the manga), and Momiji are ten. Ritsu is twelve. Kisa and Hiro are seven. Rin is eleven. I think that's all of them.....

All of the juunishi were scrawled out on the floor, candy wrappers everywhere.

After a night of trick-or-treating they all went back inside the main house to have a sleepover.

Shigure clicked his tongue.

"I'm bored. This is just a waste of my time", Akito grumbled.

"How about we tell scary stories?", Shigure suggested.

The others were becoming restless, and Kisa and Hiro were already fast asleep.

"Another great idea, Gure-san!", Ayame squealed.

"Then why don't you go first?"

"Okay!", Ayame jumped up and cleared his throat,"It was a cold and windy night. She stood there on her balcony. Her hair blowing in the wind, her eyes shinning in the moonlight. A shiver ran through her so she decided it was time to turn in for the night. She walked into the room, but stood there shocked as she noticed the handsome man lying there on her bed. Where had he come from? 'Love...' he whispered to her. She made her way to-"

"STOP! What the hell kind of story are you telling?!", Akito shouted.

"Ooooh, Akito said a naughty word!", Kagura whined.

"Shut up pig. Watch me say it again. Hell. Hell. Hell. ....", Akito continued as Kagura started crying.

Hatori sighed.

"Children...", he mumbled to himself while shaking his head.

"You didn't even wait to see what was going to happen next!", Ayame said.

"I think I have an idea...", Shigure chuckled.

"You two are so immature", Hatori thumped them on the head with a book.

"I have a story that's worth telling!"

Akito screamed so everyone would pay attention to her.

"It was a night. The sky was painted black, like a lifeless canvas that you can never paint on. Someone was running. Just a small child. Blood gushed from his body, falling like a waterfall, the color of red rubies shinning in the moonlight. He knew he couldn't make it any further, his legs felt like weights crushing on him. He fell flat on the ground, unable to to go any father. His life seemed like and endless hallway. There was no hope. No happiness for him. He had disobeyed his God-"

"I can see where this is going", Hatori whispered to his two friends.

"He was going to die a very painful death. He felt a sharp pain in his chest, like a thousand knives chaining him down. He was literally stuck. There was no way out."

Akito paused for a dramatic effect before ending with,"Yuki Sohma -she pointed to Yuki- beware!"

Yuki started crying.

Akito started her maniac laughing.

"Yuki...don't cry", Haru patted him on the back.

"Me next! Me next!", Momiji cheered, "It was silent. The farmers were tucked safe in their beds. Then, all of the sudden, the ground started to shake. A loud ggrrrr came from the distance. And then they saw it----A GIANT BUNNY!!!"

"THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST STORY IN THE WORLD!!!", Akito yelled, causing Momiji to jump backwards.

"Waaaaaaaahhhhhh"

"A GIANT BUNNY? YOU'RE EIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! YOU COULD AT LEAST SAY RABBIT!!!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I have a story, Haru chimed in, "It's a sad story. About a young one who lost his mother-"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!", -you know who's laugh that is-

"Anyway....Betsy. Betsy was his mother. She was beautiful. A beautiful multi-colored. She was the solve for racism."

"huh?", Momiji asked.

"Oh, he missed his mommy. Her moos. He was taken away from her when he was only a tiny baby calf-"

"WHAT?!?! A CALF?!?! OH GOD!!! OH MYSELF!!!"

"WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING AKITO?!?!?!"

Haru turned black.

"uh oh", Kyo said.

"NO I WON'T!!! ANY STORY ABOUT A COW IS STUPID!! ALMOST AS STUPID AS YOU!! HAHAHA!!!"

"AT LEAST I'M NOT THE GOD EVERYONE HATES!!!!"

Akito closed her mouth and sulked in silence.

"NOW, AS I WAS SAYING.....He knew he was going to die. To be cut into tiny pieces. to be turned into a hamburger to be served at McDonalds. Those villains. Someone is eating him at this very moment. Hearing the tiny moo from the burger."

Kagura and Momiji's eyes filled up with tears.

"T-that was such a sad story", Ritsu said.

Rin nodded, adding, "You're good at telling stories..."

"I know how you feel...", Kureno said from the corner.

"Oh, Kureno!", Akito broke her silence. Everyone had forgotten about him.

"Do you want to tell a story?", she asked.

"No thanks"

"Okay, then...", she returned with a polite smile.

Shigure felt a stab of jealousy.

"I-I ha-ve o-one to tell...", Ritsu's voice was quiet and apologetic.

"Go on", Kagura encouraged.

"The air was still. Everything was silent. A young man by the name of Mathew was walking into town-"

"Mathew is a horrible name. And when did we start using American names?!" -by this time it's obvious when Akito is talking-

"I-I'm sorry for giving my character such a horrible name! Please forgive me! I'll apologize to the entire world if I have to. Names are one of the most important qualities about a person! How could I ever be such cruel to poor Mathew?! It's all my fault he has a bad name!"

Akito sighed, this man was hopeless.

"Gure...you're the one who wants to be a novelist. Why don't you tell us a story?", Ayame suggested, throwing an arm around him.

Shigure showed a huge smile.

"No perverted jokes...", Hatori told him.

"Aaaawww, Haaaa-san, you're ruining my story already!", Shigure whined.

Ayame cracked up laughing.

"Idiots."

"NO MORE STORIES!!", Akito shouted.

Hatori buried his head in his hands. This was going to be a very long night.

I was going to make it longer. But then I just thought I'd make this story several now I am going to listen to music for four hours then come back and write.