A/N: Gaz-centric story, blah blah blah, something else I should say but don't because I have no clue what it is, blah blah blah.

Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Stupid Little Ironic Nightmare World"

(I should say something funny here, but I have no clue what to say)

[Setting: Membrane Household]

It was the morning, Gaz walked into the kitchen to see Dib eating cereal.

"Hey Gaz! How was your night?" Dib said as Gaz walked to the kitchen table.

"Not good, I had a horrible nightmare." Gaz said before she took the first bite of her cereal.

"What happened in it?" Dib asked.

"Well, it happened like this..."

[Setting: Gaz's Stupid Little Ironic Nightmare World, WOW THAT'S A MOUTHFUL!]

Gaz was sitting in a dark space on a footstool, there was a blue skinned, short, announcer guy, there was a wheel in front of her.

"SPIN THE MAGIC DREAM WHEEL! OF DOOOOM! MUAHAHAHAHH!" The announcer said.

Gaz walked to the wheel, she spun it. It landed on a part that said, "Nightmare."

"Oh sorry for you! You got a nightmare!" The announcer said.

"WHAT!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" Gaz said.

"Mmmm... yeah I can." Then the announcer pulled a little string and the whole dark space fell apart.

[2 Minutes Later in Dream Time]

Gaz woke up, in a world filled with rainbows, bright skies, happy little mountains, and colorful towns.

"Wow, the irony is real." Gaz said as she looked upon her nightmare.

"HEY!" A really, really high pitched voice said behind Gaz.

"Wow, I'm deaf because of you now." Gaz said, plugging her ears, she looked behind to see a colorful little bear, "Wow are you some kind of care bear?" Gaz asked.

"Yes I am! YAAAAAAY! BECAUSE I'M ME!" The "Care Bear" yelled.

"Please, stop speaking to me." Gaz said.

"But your a real nice girl I can see!" The bear said.

"Oh really, then you haven't met me that much." Gaz grabbed the bear's throat, she threw it off the cliff they were on.

"AAAAAAAAH!"

Gaz chuckled a bit. She walked down the cliff until she reached the clown.

"GASP! THAT GIRL!" A bear said as Gaz passed by him.

"What?" Gaz asked with a quick shrug.

"That outfit! ITS SO DARK!"

"Yeah so?" Gaz said.

"Why don't you wear COLORFUL outfits!" The bear said.

"I don't know, I just like black, now leave me alone." Gaz said.

The bear chased Gaz, "No, no no. Come inside my fashion shack!" He said.

"No."

The bear grabbed a pistol.

"Please come inside my fashion shack." The bear said.

"OK PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME!" Gaz said in fear.

The bear put away his pistol.

"Thank you!"

[Setting: The Colorful Fashion Shack]

"Remember I'm only here because you threatened me." Gaz said as the walked in.

"Oh don't worry slave, uh I mean customer! Just sit down and I'll give you an outfit!" The bear said.

[13 Minutes Later]

"Come out! Trust me you'll look fabulous!" The bear said outside Gaz's dressing booth.

"I'm not, I look like some weirdo." Gaz said.

"Come on! You'll look great."

Gaz came out with a rainbow version of her dress, with a rainbow colored bow on her head.

"I look like I was just barfed on a unicorn." Gaz said.

The bear put his hands together and made a face of awe. He shed a tear.

"My best work yet." He said.

"Yeah, just give me my old outfit back." Gaz said.

"Oh the thing is, I BURNED THEM!" The bear said happily like nothing happened.

"WHAT!?" Gaz said.

"What is it? Do I have a mole or-"

"No, just, WHY DID YOU BURN MY CLOTHES!?"

"Oh it was getting cold, so I threw them in the furnace, they burnt reaaal good."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"No way your not going to buy one of my outfits?" The bear said.

"Nah, just NO way that your going to live." Gaz said.

"But that's a crime to murder me!"

"Dude this is a dream, I can do all the crap I want."

Gaz pulled out a random knife and injected it into the bear's shoulder.

"Heh, this blood makes this dress KIND of better." Gaz joked.

[Setting: Membrane Household]

"Then I woke up, and everything was back to normal. Now be quiet as I eat my cereal." Gaz finished her story.

Dib was on the floor twitching around. "OH THE IRONY! IT'S KILLING ME!" Dib yelled.

"Bye Dib."

Gaz opened the door outside, then a bear suddenly roared into her face.

[Setting: Gaz's Bedroom]

"A dream inside a dream? How cliche." Gaz said.

Gaz opened the door and was viciously killed by a wolf. Gaz's spirit floated into the air.

"Oh wow, what a twist." Gaz said.