Yay! The ultimate crossover. It's mainly Harvest Moon, but try to identify all of the other things it it.
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I have decided to create a written version of a poorly drawn comic series. Yes, I wrote the series, and people actually like it. I'm not a bad writer, so give me a chance! Here's a little short before the actual story, MMKAY? Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except Chuchu, which is, May's "created dog." I may also own the lake monster... but I'm not going to stretch my luck.
Hello, I'm Jack. Sure people call me the town idiot, and it is a fact, but I have a story of my own. It was about a week ago. In this town... that's equal to a year, believe you me. I was out by the old dock, which is OLD. The cool air blowing in my hair, and my fishing pole propped up against my side. It was supposed to be a relaxing day. I even planned it all out. Of course that's not saying much, being the town idiot. My bobber was finally bobbing. I had waited the entire day. But it was a big one. My fishing rod snapped in two, and flew into the middle of the lake. Just then the ground began to shake... the old dock rumbling under my butt. I quickly took off towards solid ground. To my dismay though, I tripped onto the ground, and dropped my Pedometer. I mean, come on! That was my favorite pedometer! "You suck lake monster! You broke by pedometer!" As I was cursing at the ferocious beast it leapt out at me, and sent me into the water. I bobbed ashore, and onto the land. "I hope you drown lake monster!" Which, of course was completely impossible... being a fish, and all. I decided to wait for the stupid beast to return, so I could throw things at it. I had a whole handful of rocks and sticks ready to go.
About 15 minutes later, that one little girl May popped out of the bushes with her dog Chuchu. I think she's an idiot, because it takes one to know one, I suppose. I simply settled with waiting under the tree, for her to be devoured by the evil ferocious monster. "Go Chuchu, get the ball!" She cried. I watched as she threw the ball to the extent of her range, which is about a foot and a half, and as her beloved dog Chuchu obtained the ball. "Good boy Chuchu," as she threw the ball into the water for a second time. Suddenly, the monster burst from the pond, and dragged Chuchu under the water. "NOOOOO! Chuchu!" That was the last time we saw Chuchu's tail wiggle. It was not however; the last time we saw it's face.
About 5 minutes later, as May was crying, Chuchu popped out of the cold blue water. "Chuchu!" She exclaimed, as the head flipped over to reveal a missing body. "Ahhhhhhhhh! Chuchu is dead! He went without his head!" She ran into the woods repeating that phrase... over, and over, and over, and over. It eventually became a famous pop song, and made May billions of Gold, but she had forever lost poor, innocent, Chuchu.
Yep. It's short, but do I look like I care? R&R! Let the flames burn as well. If it'll make you all happy, then it's all good.