Shingo and Friends - Chapter 1 - The Student Will Always Cry
The Non-Yaoi/Hentai Edition
By: Shingo Yabuki

(Authors Note: This is not a hentai or yaoi fanfic. I just thought of the title Shingo and Friends after reading the great hentai manga "Yuri and Friends" and "Athena and Friends" =p. This fanfic is how you can say "Stupid Funny" just like my previous Fanfic "Black Noah Isle")

(Authors Note 2: There will be mild cursing and swearing and use of the word "Booyaka!")

(Author's Note 3: All your base belongs to us. We dont know why it belongs to us, but it does so deal with it.)

(Author's Note 4: King of the Fighters is property of SNK. I do not own these characters and if I did own them I would own your base as well)


Kula O_O!!!!!

K' .....

Whip What is it now.

Kula (Sparkles in her eyes then lets out a wicked schoolgirl cry) AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Whip What! -_-

Kula ITS SHINGO SAMA!!!

Whip & K' Oro?

Kula Shingo is so cute and sexy! Way better than K' here.... uuhhhh.... BOOYAKA!!! (unglomps off of K' and
runs for Shingo)

K' Nani!! What does that little non firebread twirp have that I dont ?!?!?!

Whip (opens her eyes then looks at K' then at Shingo being Chased by Kula) Well, Shingo does try alot to be
like Kyo and he does have a certain flair to himself and... and... uhhhh....

K' WHAT! TELL ME SO I CAN BEAT HIM WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE AND THEN HAVE THAT CERTAIN THING. REMEMBER I AM THE NEW SNK POSTER BOY! NOT KUSANAGI OR YAGAMI! ONLY ME. K DASH!!!!

Whip uhhhh...... *yoink* (Runs after Kula who is chasing Shingo for no apparent Reason)

Whip WE LOVE YOU SHINGO SAMA!!!!

K' (wondering what the hell just happened in that short amount of time)


(Scene then cuts to Shingo, Whip and Kula)

Shingo AAAAAHHHH!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!

Kula Lets get married Shingo Sama!!!

Whip Shingo Sama wont marry girls who cant stay true to themselves, Shingo Sama is going to marry me for he loves me.

Kula (stopping in her tracks) Stay True??? Hah. you couldn't even tell K' you were in love with him!!

Whip (stopping in her tracks) Where the hell have you been for the past year?? I told him months ago you walking freezer!

Kula Freezer! Dont get me started you maniacal S&M Queen wannabe!

Whip Why you dirty little.... (Checks and points her Desert Eagle at Kula)

Kula Bring it on you... you.... ummmmm you Power Ranger! (makes an ice spear in her hand)

(Due to budget cuts we cannot show you this fight. But to make a long story short, both women knocked each other out.....and ummm..... Shingo was still far away from the battlefield in which it was fought, which happened to be infront of King's bar which by happened was frozen and shattered to pieces from Kula's Desperation Move. King on the other hand moved in to the Sazaki Dojo with Ryo and Yuri and rebuilt her bar around the pond out in the back of the Dojo and beside the 6 foot statue of Takuma wearing his Mr. Karate Mask....... There was also a big party to celebrate but due to more budget cuts, it cannot be shown...... now back to Shingo who is still running for his life.)

Shingo (panting) that... was... close... almost... killed... by... teenage... girls... who... could... kill... me...

Unfornatuly Shingo ran into Athena, Kasumi, Leona, Vanessa and every other KoF girl we havent seen yet.

All KoF Girls (all at once) SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGOOOOOOO SSSSSSSAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA!!!!

Shingo mother... (starts to run off again)

(The Other KoF girls start to chase up with Shingo and are now in an arm's length into Shingo)

Vanessa Shingo Sama! I may be married but I'll ditch my loser husband to be with you!

Vanessa's Loser Husband Who Shall Remain Nameless ;_;

Athena WE LUV SHINGO ^_^ !!!!!!!!!

Shingo (crying) What did I do to deserve this type of treatment?

(All of a sudden a N.E.S.T.S car comes out of the blue and grabs Shingo out of the raveing KoF Girl Mob)

Shingo Ack!

(Car Zooms off with Shingo inside)

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To Be Continued...


Author Your probably wondering "What the Fuck is going on. And Why the fuck does this make no sense?".

Kyo Your damn right were wondering. Have you been drinking that imported water from Japan again?

Author SHUT UP!

Kyo Heh

Author Anyway... Shingo's been nabbed by N.E.S.T.S and why in the hell is every chick in the KoF world chasing the hell out of him

Iori Yes, why in the hell are they chasing Kusanagi's Extra.... Me and Kusanagi are the posterboy's not that useless fanboy

Author Quiet!

Author Like I was saying. Shingo's been nabbed, KoF Girls chasing him for no reason and there is no damn plot that has started in the 1st chapter for it makes no complete sense... Stay tuned for Chapter 2 entitled "Shingo and Friends - The Lady That Longed for Shingo's Lips"

Benimaru Understand!