So here they were the three of them sitting in Kids house watching some weird up movie that BlackStar thought was way to below for even his godly self to watch. He sighed as he sunk lower into the huge couch not listening to the conversation Kid and Soul were deeply involved in. Obviously they weren't watching the movie either. He sighed again and let off a huge yawn, he was tired and it was only six! He may be immature but he wasn't stupid. He knew that the upcoming battle with the Kieshin would affect him and his friends. All of them that he cherished and cared deeply for would be changed in some way; this battle wasn't just some ordinary mission. It was going to be different and due to that underlining fact BlackStar wanted a nite unlike any other. One that would bring great laughs when remembering it. The huge battle was only in a matter of days and BlackStar wanted to make tonight the best nite ever as it was his last fun nite with the guys! Hell he didn't care what really happened; he just wanted it to be epic, just like his godly self and watching some movie was not godly. Finally when he could not sink into the couch any further and no suggestion of excitement came from the guys he decided to take matters into his own hands. A plan was developing before him and an evil smirk sped across his face. With an abrupt swift BlackStar threw himself off the couch.
BlackStar's rule number one: get out of the house.
'All right! The all mighty is hungry and needs food!' He cried
'Sweet I'm starving' Soul mused
'I agree' Kid smiled
Geez what's with these two? Since when have they been so Boring!
'THEN LETS GO!'
'Ok then off you go'
BlackStar stumbled backwards. 'What?' he stated
'Only one of us has to get food idiot' Soul sighed
BlackStar twitched his body thriving in ager. His plan wasn't working.
'Soul the almighty God demands you to get food.'
'You're already standing up go get the food yourself.'
'NO! No God gets his own food he has slaves for that!'
'So what am I! One of your fuckin slaves!'
'Actually BlackStar Gods do not have slaves they have worshipers' Kid inquired
'Oh that's even better!' Soul cried, sarcasm dripping through his voice.
'HAHAHA! Exactly! Now Soul get the food!'
'NO! Get Kid too'
A mischievous smirk boarded BlackStar's face his eye sparkling with thought as a plan came to action in his head. Soul tilted his head as suspicion thrived within him.
'What?'
'Soul I demand you get the food. Or if you don't want to I can always tell the girls wh-'
'You wouldn't dare'
BlackStar's eyes widened with glee the grin never leaving.
'Try me!'
Kid busted into laughter 'I'm afraid he got you there Soul, though I would love to see their reaction.'
'Fine I'll get the stupid food,' Soul rashed as he stood to his feet placing hands in pockets but BlackStar couldn't rid of him quick enough. With a great tackle, BlackStar grabbed Soul by his collar and literally threw him out of kid's house. He watched as Soul bounced off the pavement before rolling to a halt.
'BLACKSTAR WHAT THE HELL-'
'GOD IM PISSED CAUSE IM STTTTAAARRRRVVVIIINNNG!' BlackStar bellowed with a cry, shutting the angered ranting weapon's mouth and slammed the door.
Ok one down one to go…
BlackStar turned to see Kid behind him, arms crossed with a classic smirk leaning against the hall way.
'Ok BlackStar what are you planning?'
'What? I'm not planning anything' BlackStar lied simply
'BlackStar, Soul may not be able to tell but I can easily see your planning something.'
Dam it! BlackStar thought. The great Godly plan was failing.
'So-' Kid continued 'What are you planning to do with Soul this time'
BlackStar's heart lifted with smugness. Kid thought that BlackStar was just pulling a trick on Soul, he didn't know that he himself was in the plan as well. HAHAHA IM A GENIUOS NOT EVEN DEATH THE KID DISCOVERED MY PLAN!
'Well-' BlackStar began trying to think of any good reason. Kid raised an eyebrow. BlackStar began to stutter, was he onto him?
'Err.. Well HAHA! THE GREAT ME WANTS TO KNOW THE GREAT SOUL's TRUE FEELINGS!'
Kid raised both eyebrows. 'Oh ok then and Soul will show his true feelings by buying takeaway.' Kid stated
He is figuring it out! BlackStar panicked he needed to get Kid off the scent.
'Hey Kid' BlackStar stated
'What?'
'You do know what take away Soul buys don't you?'
'No?'
'Oh well he usually buys Thai'
'He…-WHAT!'
'HAHAHA YEAH!' BlackStar cheered getting the exact response he wanted.
'HOW CAN HE! Thai! They usually just dump it in a box-they don't even place it in neatly. It's disgusting! THAI FOOD CAN NEVER BE BEAUTIFULLY SYMETRICAL UNLESS IT'S MADE PURLEY BY ME! PIZZA IS THE TRUE SYMETRICAL TAKE AWAY FOOD! WE NEED TO WARN HIM!' Kid panicked as he ran to the coat rack throwing on his jacket.
'BLACKSTAR LETS GO!' He cried
BlackStar just grinned as he ran next to the ranting Kid. Step one finished.
Sept two-Find some grog. Cause grog always seems to loosen people up.
BlackStar pursed his lips. This was going to be a tough one. One because Soul always stated that cool guys never get drunk and Kid him doesn't drink. Wait BlackStar thought. I don't drink either! Well not one of them drinks so BlackStar had no idea where to get some! The second problem is they were under aged; no one would sell them alcohol even if they were students from the academy.
'Quick!' Kid hissed and threw BlackStar into the bushes with him. BlackStar looked up to see Soul standing few feet away debating on what type of takeaway to buy.
'He is thinking about buying it!' Kid whispered in horror.
BlackStar hid his laughter till his eyes met a woman's. She was wearing tight leather pants, with a leather bra, her hair completely messy with a huge amount of makeup that actually made her look like a transvestite.
'WAIT! THAT'S IT!' BlackStar cried out loud standing in victory. He knew exactly how to accomplish the second step.
Bringing his friend back down to Earth Kid hissed and pulled BlackStar back into the bushes. Soul whirled around at their direction eyes wide as he searched for them.
'Crap. Sorry.'
Soul glared around looking from one direction to another. Finally shrugging it off, he walked into the Thai shop.
'THAT MONSSTER!' Kid cried 'Ok BlackStar here's the plan-' But BlackStar had other plans.
'Hey Kid-'
'What?'
'You know I heard that symmetry is becoming popular in clothing.'
'Since when do you know about fashion!'
'Oh I heard Liz talking about it. She said that a new clothing shop has opened and its whole collection is all about symmetry'.
'K-…really? Liz never said anything to me about it!'
'Well she said she didn't want to tell you about it because she knows you'll be in there for hours. But the great BlackStar does not mind shopping with his worshipers' Blackstar lied
'THAT'S BRILLIANT! We must go at once! Where exactly is it?'
BlackStar grinned 'right next to ChupaCabra's
Soul sighed as he walked out of the shop caring bagful's of Thai. Not only did he get a mouthful of BlackStar but he was tousled to the ground, his clothes were now dirty, he left his bike at the apartment so he had to walk and now he forgot to ask the boys for some doe so he had to pay for all this Thai! He sighed again. Not cool.
'This is not enough Thai even for BlackStar' he sighed to himself.
'Kid will probably want pizza…Dam it! Why does he have to be so picky?' Soul whined out loud. Hell he didn't care if the pizza cost him $50 as long as if he didn't have to listen to Kids insane rants. He had learned his lesson before and did not dare want to relearn it. So slowly Soul reluctantly, turned to walk to 'Death by Pizza's' until he heard familiar sounds.
It was faint shouting and a loud crashing/ rattling sound that seemed to get louder by the second. A faint yahoo echoed through his ears.
What the?
Soul turned to be greeted with a great crash. Before Soul could even recognise what the two idiots were doing, he was swept off his feet into a trolley. So that was what the crashing sound was. He yelped as his head hit the slate bottom his legs up in the air.
'HAHAHA! HEY SOUL!
Soul opened his eyes to see BlackStar upside down (through his eyes) pushing the trolley with great speed and Kid on his shoulders, face stern and determined.
'Quick BlackStar we have no time to lose!'
Before Soul could even sit up he was thrown back to the bottom of the trolley. Through BlackStar's insane cackle and Kid's determined directions Soul managed to sit up gripping the edges of the trolley tightly as it began to jump in mid and twist rigidly due to the great speed.
Where going to die! He panicked then he noticed it. The Thai food that cost him a great amount of money and drama from BlackStar was now all over him. The Thai food…All over his pants… his shirt…and staining his favourite leather jacket.
'!'
