guys I decided to try my luck at a Trollfic. This will probably terrible. (Because trollfics are supposed to be ;) Anyway enjoy, hopefully. And don't laugh to loud, like I always do when I read trollfics.)
Poeloge
to stary cats stod nere a pole. "Teres a neu pofacy." Te red 1 sad. "I no I sore." The oter said. "Purrfet is Purrfet and wil sav te clan." Te firs sad. "Yes butt bade wil wise to." The sacon said. Tey noded and left.
(TRANSLATION: Two starry cats stood near a pool. "There's a new prophecy." The red one said. "I know, I saw." The other said. "Perfect is perfect and will save the clan." The first said. "Yes bud bad will rise too." The second said. They nodded and left.
chaoer 1 (I'm putting them both together because they're so short.)
purrfetkit opent her is. She loked arond and saw her mum. "Hi mum." She sad. "Wear is colkit?" Her mum ponted to they nursy. "Hi colkit." Purrfetkit said. "Galway." He said. Purrfetkit tuned to her mum. "Ho old am I" she said. "2 mons." She said. "Let al cats old enogh to lov purrfetkit getter arond hiroc." Perstar said. Purrfetkit, her mum and colkit came up wit te rest of the caln. "Purrfetkit and colkit are aprentises." He sad. Efere1 noded. "Dumbcat is mentering colkit. I mentering purrfetkit." Efere1 nodded. Sudenle cats cam into capm. "Oh no! Roges." Sum1 shot.
(TRANSLATIONS: Perfectkit opened her eyes. She looked around and saw her mum. "Hi mum" she said. "Where is coolkit?" Her mum pointed to the nursery. "Hi coolkit." Perfectkit said. "Go away." He said. Perfectkit turned to her mum. "How old am I?" She said. "2 moons." She said. "Let all cats old enough to love Perfectkit gather around high rock." Purrstar said. Perfectkit, her mum and coolkit came with the rest of the clan. "Perfectkit and coolkit are apprentices." He said. Everyone nodded. "Dumb cat is mentoring coolkit. I mentoring Perfectkit. Everyone nodded. Suddenly cats came into camp. "Oh no! Rogues." Someone shouted.