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Sanzo-sexual
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Gojyo had theories about his traveling companions. For instance, he was positive that Sanzo was a flamer. Homo through and through. One of those Buddhist things that came from being stuck in a monastery full of men all his life, he was sure. Then again, Gojyo occasionally thought him to be asexual since he showed little interest in anyone at all…though he couldn't figure how anyone could be as angry as the monk if they weren't sexually frustrated.
Hakkai was a lot like Gojyo himself, he thought, with a few key differences. Whereas Gojyo wasn't picky on what was under the hood so long as the packaging was pretty, he was sure Hakkai looked for a kind heart or a good personality or some other girly crap like that. He seemed the type.
Goku had been harder at first, but in actuality had been the easiest of them all to figure out. The monkey couldn't be classified as homo, hetero, or bi just because he had no room in his mind for anyone beyond Sanzo. Gojyo prided himself on being an observant guy, and he had seen the way their youngest member refused to even notice another living being if Sanzo wasn't paying enough attention to catch him staring. Therefore, Gojyo had labeled Goku simply as Sanzo-sexual.
Gojyo broke his musing to whistle at a passing ruby lipped brunette, winking at her blushing face. The girl, like so many others, was almost Instantly coy and charmed by the hanyou but still made sure to disappear rather quickly.
This wasn't a problem for Gojyo, though.
His eyes slid to his left where Hakkai was walking alongside him, a placid smile on his lips and his emerald eyes glancing at him from their corners. Gojyo honestly couldn't help his next move and did what any sane man would do in close proximity to such a pretty face -- he pinched the healer on the rear.
Hakkai stopped walking, causing the others to stop as well, and gaped at his best friend of nearly half a decade.
Gojyo just grinned and tossed him the same wink he had given the girl minutes previous.
Though Sanzo was looking for all the world as if he was not even a part of their group (obviously a purposeful move on his part), Goku was never known to hold his tongue, "Wha?" the youngest of the four gaped, "Keep your pervy mitts off Hakkai, kappa!"
Gojyo rolled his eyes and turned to begin walking again, "He's your mommie, you're not his, chibi-chan."
"Hakkai can do way better than you, stupid cockroach, and I thought you liked girls anyway?"
The redhead shook his head as he walked, "It's about the person, bakazaru, nobody could resist a face or backside as cute as 'Kai's."
Hakkai stopped again and opened his mouth to retort, but he was obviously not allowed in this conversation, as Gojyo cut him off with a finger to his lips. He pursed his lips In agitation but listened to Goku's response anyway.
"Huh?" the simian scrunched up his nose and looked Hakkai over top to bottom slowly, shocking all three men. Ignoring their frozen states, Goku shrugged languidly and flicked his eyes over Sanzo with a smirk, "I could, Sanzo's prettier."
And with that, Goku turned and continued for the inn, leaving three sputtering men behind him.
Gojyo finally broke their shock and laughed out loud long enough to bring himself to tears.
Sanzo-sexual, indeed.
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