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Handa Shinichi is possibly the most extraordinarily ordinary guy in Raimon (dare anyone say Japan – or the world), but looks can be deceiving; Max knows Handa is far from anyone's expectations of 'ordinary'. Yes, from his ordinary colored hair to his ordinary face and ordinary build and ordinary personality, Handa is very much not ordinary.
He is, quite possibly, the most perverted boy ever.
Max figures it's about the time Handa asked if he wanted to sixty-nine (he remembers: he gasps, Handa's cock poised over his mouth slick with spit, gasps again and comes and Handa chuckles lowly, licking the cum around his mouth and it takes Max a lot longer to make Handa come after that) that he figured out the midfielder is not as unsuspecting as he seems. It's only after that that Max notices that the one circling the crotches of soccer players in the club magazines who have unfortunate bulges is Handa.
When he confronts Handa about it, it ends with Handa blowing Max behind the clubhouse and giving him a hickey on his upper thigh that Max spends the rest of practice making sure he keeps hidden.
That is only one of many times Handa shows Max his perverted side, another being at Handa's house and they're rutting and after that, after cleaning up and Handa is stroking Max long and patiently, says Max made kitten and how it matches perfectly and Max tries not to give Handa the satisfaction by coming.
(He does, all over the spot where Handa just cleaned up, and gives Handa a blowjob as punishment.)
See, girls don't really notice a guy unless he's really special, like he's got good looks or he's smart or he's athletic but Handa's pretty general in all those areas so he blends in with the general population. Max really isn't anything that special either, he looks different, sure, but that does not always mean he gets the girls. So neither of them really get extra attention, much, from girls, or from their team so it's no surprise that no one really asks questions on why they take so long to get ice from the school.
(Handa strokes him through his shorts, pressing him hard against the wall and says once he'd like to come on Max's face and have him play soccer, wouldn't that be an interesting scene?)
Once, Handa offered a technique to help the team's flexibility that is really poorly disguised bondage and volunteers Max to help him demonstrate. Aki quickly shuts that idea down but gives them a strange look all through practice.
He really shouldn't be messing around with a pervert, Max thinks when Handa leaves a note in his shoe cubby full of lewd illustrations of the newest position he wants to try out. He's a relatively ordinary guy. As ordinary as they come; the other guys on the team are pretty ordinary too.
But, he thinks, later, with cum in his mouth as Handa positions them, says that's the thing, Max, you gasp twice before you come, he's really not that ordinary any more either.
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Notes: Pervert shipper on board. Headcanon pervert!Handa is win.