A/N: Hi everyone!

So I have this plot bunny and I've been working on this fic whenever The Revelations of an Innocent Mind gets too depressing. You know how serious that one was.

Amidst the serious business of publishing my first work, I think it would be great if you can taste something different from my usual cup of tea.

This is High School set-up, and I'm writing it for fun.

I've marked it as Romance/Humor because basically that's what we'll be reading: Romance and Humor (okay, Trisha, stop being repetitive). And Rated M for language and eventual Lemons.

Also, this is unbeta'd, so all mistakes are mine.

It would be great to know you're laughing and enjoying this one. There's a review box below where I could know your thoughts and we could converse about … stuff.

However, if you don't want me to continue with this one, or you think this is a fucking waste of time … well … tell me. *winks*

Toodles. ^^

Blooming on a Snow

(Random thought: If I'm not from the US, and it's 9AM on Monday here while it's 9PM on Sunday there, and we talk through the phone, then you're talking to tomorrow and I'm talking to yesterday … Does that make sense?).

Summary: The first time I met Edtard Cunnen (who gets angry when I call him that and corrects me by saying his name is "Edward Cullen"), I fell in love. So like any other normal teenager, I climbed at my table at the school canteen and yelled at the top of my lungs, "I LOVE YOU EDTARD CUNNEN!" And since then, I've been chasing after him.

BELLA, THE FATE TAMPERER

Prologue

"Mr. Fate" always has a way with people.

Sometimes he would put two very opposite people together and make them fall for each other.

Other times, he would make exaggerated circumstances which couples need to overcome to make their relationships stay stronger, say an occasional mistake of a husband by cheating on his wife with that bitch from his office.

If the husband and wife hadn't overcome it, then they wouldn't be as sweet and passionate now, because that bitch made pretty damn sure to raise the bar for the wife to make the wife try harder for her husband, and for the stupid husband to make more effort for his wife finally seeing how darn precious his wife is.

No, this was not based from experience. I was just merely stating things …

Anyway, so fate intervenes with people. Others couldn't rise above the challenges placed in front of them and would easily give up.

That's really sad when they break apart.

Fate is sometimes cruel that way.

But in fate's defense, if the love isn't strong enough, then the couples wouldn't overcome it. And sometimes, two people are just not meant for each other.

But we, meager people, always have choices.

And the days of fate were numbered. His power will finally be challenged, and his patience will be toyed.

Because fate has finally reached the Swan's household, and touched hands with the sleeping form of Bella Swan.

…

Isabella Marie Swan is not your typical girl. You might probably have heard someone claim that already, but no, I tell you, she is different. She's not popular in school but she's famous, in that it would seem impossible for anyone not to know that crazy freak of a girl in their high school, because not anyone could pull off the stunts that she did. If there is a Guinness record for the most number of times a person has landed in detention, you'd probably find her name there … on bold letters … in a golden plate.

She's that girl that once came to school wearing a bride's wedding dress, and the very next day wore the groom's.

She's that girl that fired fireworks on graduation … during grade school … inside the gym … on the exact time of the ceremony.

She's that girl that interrupted the principal's speech on high school orientation because she was bored with its length and wants to grab lunch but was not allowed to go out the gym, and she announced all this on stage after snatching the principal's mic.

She's that girl that went berserk when it rained so hard she couldn't drive at the nearby drugstore to buy herself pads, never thinking instead of asking her girl classmates if they have any, before freaking out on the parking lot and getting herself wet.

Yeah, she's that girl. An anomaly who has no shy-bones in her body and no grasp how an average teenage girl should act.

But don't get me wrong. Bella, by nature, is a sweet girl.

She has two best friends, who have loyal boyfriends, and she makes sure that she never forgets special events for them like birthdays, or their anniversaries … heck, even their parents' birthdays and anniversaries.

Once she decided she loves a person, that person will be cherished for the rest of his or her life.

She has a loving parents who dote on her and allows her to be whoever she wanted to be.

Her mother, Renee, is a little spastic by nature who freaks out easily, but just as fast could regain her composure, and then would forget what made her freak out in the first place.

Her father, Charlie, adores her mother wholeheartedly, and though he is the Chief of Police of Forks, Washington, could easily turn to jelly when her beloved daughter wanted something from him.

This couple was once tried by fate when Renee had a miscarriage before giving birth to Bella. And so, fate made them stronger by loving their only daughter with all that they can. And Bella, in return, could not think of any two better parents for her.

When she was eight and wanted to color her clothes instead of the boring drawing in her textbook, Renee was summoned by Bella's principal. But instead of scolding Bella, she only told her to color her clothes at home instead so that no nosy principal would try to interfere with her life.

When she was twelve and her classmates started making fun of her wearing her pajamas going to school (she loved those damn cute little pink pigs design to hell), his father showed up and tried to scare the pestering kids.

They didn't want Bella to change just because society thinks people are supposed to act and do things in a certain way and from a standard. And as appreciation of Bella's love for them and gratefulness at their ever-present support, she spends her Sundays only for her parents, and no best friend or their boyfriends can interfere with that.

Except, of course, if it is a birthday or an anniversary.

So overall, Bella is a happy-go-lucky, unique kind of teenager, doing whatever she wants and not caring about whatever the judgmental folks would think of her.

And what better way for fate to teach Bella her lesson by making her fall for Edward Cullen?

Who is he, you ask? Let Bella tell you herself.