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User: Bonjour Monsieur Cleverbot it is I the beautiful France! ;).

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Onhonhonhonhon!'.

Cleverbot: Kekkon kekkon kekkon.

User: Tony is that you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So Mon Cher you wish to sleep with Moi?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Sorry for what?

Cleverbot: For disturbing you.

User: Onhonhonhonhon! You have not disturbed me Tony Mon Cher! I am the country of love after all! ;).

Cleverbot: I have never talked to you before. This is the first time.

User: Why don't we get to know eachother over a nice glass of my finest wine?

Cleverbot: I'd love to get to know you better.

User: Onhonhonhonhon! How lovely! How about you come over to my place tonight?

Cleverbot: Ok sure! What time should I come?

User: Why don't come around 9:00 pm.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Why I live in France my dear Tony.

Cleverbot: Yes, but which country?

User: Just meet me tonight in Paris Mon Cher. *blows a kiss*

Cleverbot: I think this country is becoming third world.

User : Adieu cher!

Cleverbot: Daccord adieu.

Author's notes: FrancexTony?! O_0 Well, that was cracky! I was playing arround with cleverbot as France and thisa happened! LMAO! I just had to post this! I may chat with cleverbot as other hetalia characters, any suggestions? Read and review