A Little, Experience
LITERALLY
*Consider that this is the strangest story I've ever written.
Morning had begun. Stars disappearing from the light.
Qui-gon was standing by the window. He and Obi-wan had just been through peace talks. Long and tiring. A ship was to arrive within the next two days. Qui-gon stepped over to the desk, which had a stack of papers. Frustration was not the word for his mood.
Obi-wan, on the other hand, thought he could cure his boredom, and sort through a few thoughts. He walked along a worn path where Fergules had made their trails.
Fergules where dear like animals only they where small and had long thin tails. Their backs had black stripes and their bodies with a shimmer of navy blue.
Obi-wan sat down on a rock and watched the Fergules graze on the field.
'Ledgends, Fountain of youth.' Obi-wan thought.
He rose and kept following the trail. Eventually, he came across a small pond.
"Gee, after all that walking I'm thirsty."
Obi-wan cupped his hand and dipped it into the clean water. He sipped the water.
"Wow. For natures water, it sure tastes good."
He continued drinking the water until he could drink no more.
"Guess I'd better get back."
He stood up quickly and his head spinned slightly. Even at that, Obi-wan continued walking back.
~Chapter Two~
Obi-wan arrived back at the palace. He went to his Master, Qui-gon.
He stepped in. Qui-gon was stunned.
"Obi-wan, what happened to you?"
"What are you talking about Master?"
"You, you, you shrunk."
Obi-wan looked at his clothing. It had gotten looser. His boots too. And his cloak dragged the ground.
"At least I dusted the palace." Obi-wan said smiling. Obi-wan tugged on the cloak lifting it off the floor.
"Maybe it's just my imagination." Qui-gon replied rubbing his head, "Anyway, you need pack your things. Be sure to have everything you brought with you. Unlike last time." Qui-gon grinned.
"Yes, Master." Obi-wan giggled back.
~Chapter Three~
It was days later. Qui-gon and Obi-wan were, finally, heading home. The ship was odd shaped. It was, well, spherical. Still they boarded on and left. Over the intercom the pilot informed, "Be sure to strap in and hold on tight."
Of course, Obi-wan did not do so.
The ship began to spin, really, really fast.
Obi-wan yelled at the top of his lungs as he slammed against the wall. Qui-gon on the other hand, was prepared and took a meditative nap.
Obi-wan walked forward it his seat and sat down.
"Man, the G forces are really against me today."
Qui-gon replied through the force, "I told you so. Your day was coming."
Obi-wan just grunted. 'Master, was right' he thought.
~Chapter Three~
It was many, many days after the other many days after.
Obi-wan was only three feet tall.
Not only was his size different but his ah, well, he got stupider.
Qui-gon ran back and forth trying to catch 15 year old Obi-wan.
"Come back here you little… Don't touch that!! No, the bathroom is that way."
Night time came along. Obi-wan was fast asleep tiny as a baby infant.
Tahl walked in, "I heard about the fountain of youth thing. You look tired."
"Tired isn't the word for it. I just wen through the terrible two stage in a day."
Tahl took sleeping Obi-wan. "You get some rest. The healers would like to take a look at him. See to it that he'll be back to normal.
~Chapter Four~
Obi-wan was back to normal.
The end.
I' know it's stupid!!!!!